The useless question thread!

LeeZ4MR said:
This thread is improving my general knowledge thanks :)

Carol is a wealth of info :thumbsup:

In danger of looking like a bloody know all!
It's only because this sort of thing used to be my job!
 
Ok, what are the statistics of the probability of dying on your birthday? And what are the figures for births and deaths, on a average day?
 
Carol M said:
LeeZ4MR said:
This thread is improving my general knowledge thanks :)

Carol is a wealth of info :thumbsup:

In danger of looking like a bloody know all!
It's only because this sort of thing used to be my job!
No chance Carol, we love you exactly as you are :thumbsup:
 
In hindsight, do you think Fifth Gear kick themselves for calling their show that? Should it not be Eighth Gear by now???
 
kevinmarkwhite said:
My question:

Why have Costa stopped doing chocolate and rasperry muffins over the xmas period?

I hate xmas!

Because they've bought back the yummy cherry and almond ones! Nom nom nom
 
Carol M said:
Stark said:
Do we think in the next 20 years that magazines and newspapers will disappear altogether? And just be electronic versions? Don't fish too much into this, but look a porn mags....apparently nobody buys them anymore because of what is available online!! 8)

Do you want the full uk sales for mags for the first half of 2012 with the percentages of change year on year?

No didnt think so!

Full year figures for 2011 show that national newspapers declined by 7.1 per cent, regional newspapers by 9.6 per cent and magazines by 8.5 per cent. Business to business magazines were the worst hit, dropping by 14.6 per cent in 2011.
There was a general full year growth of 1.6% so far this year and 2013 is expected to show further growth.

I'm boring myself now. :D
Also I'm slipping, I used to be able to answer sh1t quicker than this.

Porn mag sales stats ? :P
 
Stuart Truman said:
kevinmarkwhite said:
My question:

Why have Costa stopped doing chocolate and rasperry muffins over the xmas period?

I hate xmas!

Because they've bought back the yummy cherry and almond ones! Nom nom nom


Yuck :sick2:
 
Adamski said:
If you died and were reincarnated - what animal would come back as, and why?


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A woman :P
 
Liam-O said:
Machine monkey said:
IF a tree falls over in a forest and no one is there to hear it. Dose it make a sound?

No, sound is a vibration which is interpreted by the ear. If there are no ears, no. But it still makes a vibration.

Clever clogs!!! Some might say smart ass :poke:
 
Machine monkey said:
IF a tree falls over in a forest and no one is there to hear it. Dose it make a sound?
Yes - it makes a sound as the tree falling causes oscillation of pressure thus generating sound waves as long as there's solid, liquid or gas to transmit through.

It doesn't make a noise though, as sound can't be noise until the ear catches the oscillating sound waves and our brain converts them to what we percieve to be noise.

Or something like that.
 
pvr said:
Another fag break? :poke:

Yup. Lunch now... Then 3 hours of conference calls :cry:

Here's another question - why do people put conference calls in your diary back-to-back with no consideration for over-runs or breaks ? The answer is probably 'because you don't have a PA'...
 
Why did white cars go from being very cool in the 80s to very uncool until about 2005 and then exploded as a colour choice by 2010- are they about to become uncool again?

I've heard various theories and Richard Hammond is stating that he made black wheels cool again.
 
I liked the one in Lacroupade's sig -

If buttered toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back butter side up and dropped both from a high building ? (Or something like that)

Stupid, but amusing - personally I think a small black hole would appear and swallow both to prevent the universe ending :D
 
Why do McDonalds always replace the vanilla shake with the latest marketing ploy? Why not remove crappy banana flavour?


Tapatalking...
 
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