The useless question thread!

[Bing]

Why do McDonalds always replace the vanilla shake with the latest marketing ploy? Why not remove crappy banana flavour?


Tapatalking...

That is totally not a useless question - whenever that happens I defect to BK. Their fries are better too.

Bunch of Mankers...

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? :?

 

[Stuart Truman]

Why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?

 

[Anonymous]

What did the person who invented the drawing board go back to before he perfected the idea?

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

[marchantsuk]

Oh my Feckin God, what has happened?

Stark what have you started, my brain is hurting

 

[Finisterre]

how long is a cheese string?

 

[Stuart Truman]

how long is a cheese string?

Twice as long as from one end to the middle

 

[Adamski]

But how long is the distance from the end to the middle?

Edit - don't say "half as long as the distance from the end to the quarter distance"

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[Dav the wheel nut]

Why is it when I blow in my dog's face he get mad but when I take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

 

[Stark]

Oh my Feckin God, what has happened?

Stark what have you started, my brain is hurting

but also

 

[Adamski]

Why can't women read maps?

Or park cars in reverse?


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[Sizzle]

Why is it when I blow in my dog's face he get mad but when I take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

 

[pvr]

Why can't women read maps?

Or park cars in reverse?


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Nice knowing you Adamski

 

[Sizzle]

Why can't women read maps?

Or park cars in reverse?

Oooh controversial but at least you didn't mention parallel parking

 

[Stark]

Why is it when I blow in my dog's face he get mad but when I take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

I like that Q!!

 

[Anonymous]

Why did white cars go from being very cool in the 80s to very uncool until about 2005 and then exploded as a colour choice by 2010- are they about to become uncool again?

I've heard various theories and Richard Hammond is stating that he made black wheels cool again.

Well, currently its cos theres a recession on. Was there a financial downturn in the 80s?

 

[Adamski]

Why can't women read maps?

Or park cars in reverse?


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Nice knowing you Adamski

Are you bailing out on me


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[sbtwister]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

[Anonymous]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Yes!