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PawnSacrifice said:Not to sure about this cars key swapping business :?
May as well totally fit the Jeremy clarkson descripton of Z4 owners, Any one got a portable hot tub :lol:
PawnSacrifice said:Not to sure about this cars key swapping business :?
Nosa said:May as well totally fit the Jeremy clarkson descripton of Z4 owners, Any one got a portable hot tub :lol:
Nosa said:PawnSacrifice said:Not to sure about this cars key swapping business :?
May as well totally fit the Jeremy clarkson descripton of Z4 owners, Any one got a portable hot tub :lol:
Ah I just like to play up to the stereotypes. Not literally of courseJimmyPop said:a11y said:I just had to check back and see exactly what your comment referred to. Just glad it's referring to poker stakes and not bowls of keys........![]()
I know we're a friendly lot Ally, but that's taking it too far!![]()
Craig3.0 - sorry to hear you're still off your legs. Hope it's not for much longer.
Guiseley said:a11y said:Just spotted something: 9 Z4s and not a single coupe among them![]()
then you can marvel at the lines, the poise and elegance of a proper sports car![]()
RichardG said:Or would that be marvel at the afterthought.
But not as ridiculous as those without nets as they flap their arms around their head all evening getting eaten alive by the little buggers!Nosa said:Midge hoods for me and Mrs arrived last night, Praying we have no call to use them as they look ridiculous![]()
JimmyPop said:- looks like you poor sods will be stuck with me!.
Nosa said:JimmyPop said:- looks like you poor sods will be stuck with me!.
Nah, you are 2 pots short of an engine, think you will struggle to stick with us
:wink:
They sound like vampires :?www.lochnesscottages.co.uk said:Midges Love ...
Tourists especially unprepared ones!! they also like cool, shady, calm conditions and are most active early morning and evenings. Wet summers helps their breeding cycle, with a resulting increase in numbers. Armed with a little knowledge, you should be able to minimize the inconvenience to your holidays in Scotland and enjoy the "Great Scottish outdoors" relatively free of them. Below is a few tips and precautions you can take to avoid them altogether, or at least to minimize their nuisance factor.
Midges Hate ...
•The sun - midges tend to avoid direct strong sunlight, so sit in the sun not shade whenever conditions allow.
•Try to find a seat or occupy a place in a breeze, and it is surprising how little breeze is required to keep them away. Midges cannot keep up with you at normal walking pace.
•As far as possible, try to avoid sitting out early morning and late evening. We realise this is just the time when you DO want to sit out, and most times you will not be bothered by them, but once they find you, you will need to move to get rid of them.
•You will not be pestered by midges whilst walking, so you will be able to take long midge free walks or participate in any active pastime at any time of day.
•White or light clothing is also not to their liking, so try to avoid dark clothing at high pressure times, though this alone will not deter determined midges.
•Midges do not attack you indoors, so if you find them becoming troublesome outside, you will be able to escape by sitting indoors even with the doors and windows open. But if the lights are on you will probably need to close windows and doors. For some reason, we have found that they only enter the house when the lights are on! and as it is light until nearly midnight in the Highlands during May, June and July you will have no need for lights anyway, during the evenings.
www.lochnesscottages.co.uk said:We have recently come across a product that some locals have been using for years, we tried it and it is an excellent midge repellant and it is actually nice to use on your skin. It must be the best keps secret in the fight against midges. the product is called, Skin So Soft, it is produced by Avon and its use against midges was, it seems a complete accident! have a look on their website http://www.avon.uk.com
Nosa must hereby be known as "Zoolander" for this weekendPawnSacrifice said:Bold words from a man who can't turn left![]()
a11y said:Nosa must hereby be known as "Zoolander" for this weekendPawnSacrifice said:Bold words from a man who can't turn left![]()
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"I'm not an ambi-turner"
Link for anyone who hasn't a clue what I'm talking about
PawnSacrifice said:Not sure I will get away with their next piece of advice (without getting ripped all weekend)...
www.lochnesscottages.co.uk said:We have recently come across a product that some locals have been using for years, we tried it and it is an excellent midge repellant and it is actually nice to use on your skin. It must be the best keps secret in the fight against midges. the product is called, Skin So Soft, it is produced by Avon and its use against midges was, it seems a complete accident! have a look on their website http://www.avon.uk.com
Guiseley said:Now now don't get all tetchy - and mind your wheels this time, 2 refurbs per meet will bankrupt anyone!![]()
Hope everyone has a fab time