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MalcZ4 said:
sp3ctre said:
LOL, I would suggest taking this thread back on topic before it turns into a dick swinging contest about final salary pensions

I think there is quite a lot of dick swinging going on with some of these job titles and job descriptions. :wink:

Ok ok I admit it, I'm really a 35 year old refuse collector :oops: :wink:
 
And I am an unemployed glue sniffer and part time crack addict who lives in a cardboard box ;)


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Adamski said:
And I am an unemployed glue sniffer and part time crack addict who lives in a cardboard box ;)


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I have an opening on my team for glue sniffer
 
I'm a product design & development manager for one of the larger credit reference agencies, working with commercial data.
I used to be in IT so primarily I build prototypes of what I want & then bang my head against a wall, after the outsourced IT want more than the cost of my house to copy what I did in a fortnight. :headbang:
Wishing to God that my pension was better so I could get out soon.
 
I`m shipyard development consultant. I do market studies, business cases, layout designs and implementation strategies for greenfield shipbuilding, repair and dockyard facilties. I also do various improvement/development activities for existing sites such as benchmarking etc. I get to work with various multinationals and government organisations and travel around the world which is pretty cool.

Andy
 
MalcZ4 said:
sp3ctre said:
LOL, I would suggest taking this thread back on topic before it turns into a dick swinging contest about final salary pensions

I think there is quite a lot of dick swinging going on with some of these job titles and job descriptions. :wink:

This 'dick swinging' is killing me :rofl: I'm senior media products consultant for Wernham Hogg http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/inside/office_newsletter_feature_ssi.shtml
 
I manufacture weights to hang from the end of your dick to make it swing further and harder. I do a special rate group buy for those who are into the little-known fetish of Newton's Cradling...

The other sixty plus hours a week I'm a trauma and orthopaedic surgeon. For all the OAPs, I've a buy two get the third free deal on any joint replacement.
 
BMWZ4MC said:
For all the OAPs, I've a buy two get the third free deal on any joint replacement.

Could do a group buy deal on knees, hips etc. for retirement homes - fix 4 OAPs, get 2 done free. Could even mix and match i guess :? Probably work on Forums too...
 
I'm an aeronautical engineer by schooling, passed through a range of IT roles ending up as a CTO and Enterprise Director and now work for the World's largest CPU manufacturer (small clue there) looking after one of the worlds biggest PC manufacturers.

My current job role probably isn't much use to people, but general biz management, technical management, technology as a business enabler etc are my stock in trade.
 
I'm Dr Death, I work for an ethical bank, specielising in giving advice around life and critical illness cover. Somebody has to tell you straight! I enjoy it!
 
I'm a cancer researcher involved in taking potential cancer drugs from the lab bench into patients for the first time (something called translational research and Phase I clinical trials). My role mainly involves the design of clinical trials, associated laboratory tests and formulating development strategies to take promising drugs all the way to the market.

Should add that I don't work in the Pharma industry but for the biggest cancer charity in the UK (probably figure out who quite easily). :wink:
 
JasonLHall said:
Adamski said:
And I am an unemployed glue sniffer and part time crack addict who lives in a cardboard box ;)


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I have an opening on my team for glue sniffer

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue :x
 
MalcZ4 said:
sp3ctre said:
LOL, I would suggest taking this thread back on topic before it turns into a dick swinging contest about final salary pensions

I think there is quite a lot of dick swinging going on with some of these job titles and job descriptions. :wink:

I am a male stripper.....just what's wrong with dick swinging?.....
 
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