Business Networking

[Glaikit]

Here u go then:

 

[Liam-O]

I can't stop laughing at the dick swinging comments.

On topic: I'm a call centre team manager in a debt recovery company. Essentially a lot like a nursery teacher...

 

[BMWZ4MC]

I manufacture weights to hang from the end of your dick to make it swing further and harder. I do a special rate group buy for those who are into the little-known fetish of Newton's Cradling...

LOL, I would suggest taking this thread back on topic before it turns into a dick swinging contest about final salary pensions

I think there is quite a lot of dick swinging going on with some of these job titles and job descriptions. :wink:

I am a male stripper.....just what's wrong with dick swinging?.....

Want to buy one of my special offer Newton's Cradle dick weight kits? Anyone who says that's worthless without pics is definitely a bit odd!!

 

[Anonymous]

Want to buy one of my special offer Newton's Cradle dick weight kits?

Why would I ?.... the kit will just drag on the floor... (and I am 6ft tall by the way)

 

[_CS_]

Data centre technical expert (contractor).

Currently working for a mobile phone manufacturer.

 

[Anonymous]

Would you OAP's stop gloating

Don't worry ,your time will come ...........Guaranteed

Only 'God' is privvy to that information, What did you say you do again?

 

[Hunter]

Oil and gas industry

 

[metal licker]

Pipefitter,oil and gas ,nuclear ,chemical

 

[markeg]

Want to buy one of my special offer Newton's Cradle dick weight kits?

Why would I ?.... the kit will just drag on the floor... (and I am 6ft tall by the way)

... But with very short legs


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[Dave1971]

Well I think it's about time you lot went out and got some propper jobs, your just a bunch of soft shandy drinking office wallas (with one or two exceptions) with made up job titles. You should be ashamed of yourselves .

 

[KeithJ]

I work in Corporate Governance for a Major UK Bank and essentially I just play about with an Excel spreadsheet, make it look pretty and play about on a website! haha!

I am looking to become a contractor though!

 

[SpikedJuice]

Just wanted to ask if any of you are on LinkedIn? If you are, please look me up on http://www.linkedin.com/in/darrentam

 

[Stuart Truman]

Done


Tapatalking...

 

[texasjohn]

I'm an arms dealer. All legal and above board. Tactical missile systems.

 

[metal licker]

I'm an arms dealer. All legal and above board. Tactical missile systems.

Well thats put everybody in there place

 

[Wondermike]

Thought it may be a good idea to talk about what business we are in, may come in handy and we may be able to help each other out.

I'm an arms dealer.

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Thought it may be a good idea to talk about what business we are in, may come in handy and we may be able to help each other out.

I'm an arms dealer.

Perfect, I'm an orthopaedic surgeon, so you sell 'em, and I'll fix 'em when they're busted

 

[Bing]

Thought it may be a good idea to talk about what business we are in, may come in handy and we may be able to help each other out.

I'm an arms dealer.

Perfect, I'm an orthopaedic surgeon, so you sell 'em, and I'll fix 'em when they're busted

Oh my god - the NHS are now touting for business. Things much be bad

 

[DrNick]

Oh my god - the NHS are now touting for business. Things much be bad

he never said it would be on the NHS - he's an orthopaedic surgeon remember...

 

[BMWZ4MC]

What's the NHS? :roll: