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I'm a Principal Traffic Control Engineer at TfL; currently this means I provide technical assurance, support and training/development to colleagues who configure the operation of London's 6500 traffic signal installations.

This includes the development of the traffic control system and the trial and evaluation of new junction concepts and technology.


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Project Manager - Security & Surveillance
Our Company designs, develops, and manufactures thermal (IR) cameras
 
currently unwaged due to illness :(
bummer.

I fancy a start up manufacturing business next.
I will be all the job titles then.
 
Some pretty cool jobs on here.

I'm "Design Co-ordinator" for a company that designs and builds data centres.
 
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes...

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, NI number, etc. and then asks," What's your
occupation?
"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase
that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

"I'm an upmarket chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is.
 
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