Whats your job title?

[Darren Slone]

"Development Technologist" for a protective coatings company.

Interesting, which one, do tell

 

[Darren Slone]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes...

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, NI number, etc. and then asks," What's your
occupation?
"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase
that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

"I'm an upmarket chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is.

Brill :lol:

 

[Swiftly]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes...

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, NI number, etc. and then asks," What's your
occupation?
"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase
that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

"I'm an upmarket chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is.

Brill :lol:

 

[BMWZ4MC]

....Bang Bang - Splash !

Just another Friday night in the life of a chicken farmer... :lol:

 

[mad4slalom]

the majority here seem to be white collar middle management fancy job titled execs , .........exactly BMW's target market ,... very few manual workers (proper jobs )

 

[Talksthetorque]

the majority here seem to be white collar middle management fancy job titled execs , .........exactly BMW's target market ,... very few manual workers (proper jobs )

Definition of a 'proper' manual worker:
If you have to wash your hands BEFORE you go for a piss.

 

[Swiftly]

the majority here seem to be white collar middle management fancy job titled execs , .........exactly BMW's target market ,... very few manual workers (proper jobs )

Definition of a 'proper' manual worker:
If you have to wash your hands BEFORE you go for a piss.

:lol:

 

[Taz]

Definition of a 'proper' manual worker:
If you have to wash your hands BEFORE you go for a piss.

 

[cthulhup]

Infrastructure Architect - system engineering with a good dose of software development for large scale compute platforms (clouds, big-data, etc.)

 

[mcbeee]

ahem ! Don't let Titles fool ya ..... My job was hourly paid, as a matter of fact I was President of the local union at the Plant. How blue collar do you need to be Everyone thought i was "Staff" with the fancy title of Snr Proj Planner but top rate plus Double time adds up to much more than "Staff" salary...

Mike B (retired Sparkologist) :wink:

 

[R3YN P]

Certified accountant until last year, now I'm a 'client manager' at a firm of accountants. Middle management sucks! I'd like to open up my own valeting company but not sure many people in Cornwall are that interested in paying to have their cars cleaned

 

[Adamski]

I had a second job as a DJ for a while, club DJ doing dance events etc. Wish I'd stuck at it and started producing music

 

[Lynchy]

Mobile Smart Repair Technician

 

[Cassie-UK]

Clinical Psychologist specialising in neuropsychology

 

[mad4slalom]

adam D,... are you one of those responsible for tfl policy of milk the motorist for every penny you possibly can at every opportunity regardless of whether they are actually doing anything wrong or commiting any offence ? and for errecting those fucking rediculous 6foot wide steel posts around a blind coener or ten fucking yards past a crossroads with no warning or sign whatsoever so a small luton van has to stop and hold up the traffic behind jamming up the traffic both ways while the driver tries to inch through or stop and put his mirrors in whilst getting sworn at and beeped by a dozen irate drivers behind ? or the camera operators who send you a ticket for a hundred quid cause you dared to stop outside a parade of shops to buy a congestion charge ticket to avoid an 80 quid penalty and then find its a bus stand , or you get stuffed on a box junctio when you didnt enter until your exit road was clear , you are getting beeped at from behind cause you dared to hesitate for half a second to make sure you were following the rules and then some c**t in the next lane cuts in front of you and leaves you stranded on the box, 130 quid thank you very much ! or the cowardly twat of a traffic warden who sees you are a removal van unloading then waits till you are in the house and fucking tickets the van instead of speaking to you to explain you need a residents visitor permit , TFL ? totaly fucking laughable !!! rant over ,... till my next london trip on monday ! ps nothing personal btw

 

[RJS-Z4]

:wink:

the majority here seem to be white collar middle management fancy job titled execs , .........exactly BMW's target market ,... very few manual workers (proper jobs )

Excuse me but I was on site before I started prancing around it in clean timberland boots and a shiny hi-vi.

 

[Chrismando]

Flying bus driver in the skies for a well known orange airline. Why do people insist on going on holiday at stupid times of the morning , it just means I have to get up early too! :|

 

[MrPT]

Flying bus driver in the skies for a well known orange airline. Why do people insist on going on holiday at stupid times of the morning , it just means I have to get up early too! :|

Why do you have to land the plane in such an "exciting" way every time?!

j/k...

 

[Chrismando]

MrPT, it's difficult to do with your eyes closed

 

[MrPT]

MrPT, it's difficult to do with your eyes closed

To be fair, I fly with your company a lot and have almost always had a good experience.