ben g said:
Accidentally walk past whilst holding a set of keys in your hand the next time you see it.
He's obviously a cock so deserves to be treated like one.
I've 'heard' of that happening when someone returned to the parking lot to discover a new dent and a car parked rediculously close to my ..his car.
But taking action does have it's consequences. I'm not talking karma either.
My life lesson ...Hope I can get it in within 2 volumes ..
Parked in a Mall in East Lansing Michigan.
Wife and I were returning home in our new Ford Mustang.
Come out to leave and discover another car parked very close and a new dent / paint chip where there door swung.
I see red and decide to wait ...
Two women approach and enter the car. The driver squeezes in oblivious to me. She even made contact with my door again.
I say something like ..Lady - You dented my door !
She is in her seat balancing her coffee and fumbling to get her car started ..She scowls at me and says "So What" as if this is just common parking lot behaviour.
I respond to her ..."Well if you don't give a sh*t ..I guess I don't give a sh*t either. "
I open my door and giver her car a solid whack with it.
Suddenly she gets excited and tells her passenger to get a cop (No cell phones back then)
The passenger gets out and seeing my plate is from Canada ..Gives me a predictable cursing before disappearing into the Mall..
Now Im standing next to her car and while she was trying to get out ..I could see her plan for her coffee and decided to just stand innocently by her door.
Her anger disappears quickly when she realizes that she is now alone next to all 6' 1'' and 235lbs of me towering over her window ...
Im not really interested in waiting for the cops ...Rather continue my journey making a run for the border...
Told the wife to scramble over the console and start the car ...I squeezed into the passenger seat and away we went ...
Life Lesson learned .... Well id did feel good to whack her door, but all in all not worth the potential aggravation.
Better I learned it in a parking lot. During my Biking days I always imagined putting the boots to any wayward drivers door who wanted to occupy my space...
Now I understand that would not have ended well either.
That's my tale ...
Bumpy