Half Colin
Senior member
Breaker said:All the above plus:
Car drivers when I'm on my motorbike or riding my pushbike!
Pushbike riders when I'm driving a car!
Motorcyclists when I'm driving a car.
BMW drivers when I'm driving my other car!
Caravans ... always!
Buss drivers ... always!
Lorry drivers .... always!!
And anybody in front of me!
Spot on and saves me from writing it all.
Although my favourite hate has to be lane hoggers of any shape or size and on any track, lane, road or motorway!
Those that don't indicate.
Those that don't thank you if you give way.
Those that don't thank you if you give way.
What annoys me about other drivers? jealousy!
The 455hole last night that was doing 18 in a 60 zone in an old C registered car, fair enough, you wanna drive slowly OK, I dont care but don't complain when I safely overtake you you chudmunkey -- so I overtake him in <1.1 seconds observing all known and understood regulations of the road and I'm back on track in front of him approx 450 yards before a slight bend in the road, then a mile later I pull up at traffic lights. alls well! Before the lights go green the Dikwad pulls up on the path to the left of me and says, what was that all about? I say what and he says "You overtaking me on that blind bend you pr1ck" hmm...so I retort with, if your brain is that slow you didn't realise there was plenty of room for me to be safely manoeuvring around you when you are driving so slow that aint my problem....he then tries to pull onto the road space I am on, skidding off the path to my left and trying to ram me, had to move to avoid him, then I try and get past him further down the road and he pulls out to crash into me, what a sheet-box, jealous nutta wannabe gangsta; wherever you are rudeboy, eat the steam from my sheet and he has the cheek to give me the coffee grinder, flocking dikead, I nearly took offence 
The 455hole last night that was doing 18 in a 60 zone in an old C registered car, fair enough, you wanna drive slowly OK, I dont care but don't complain when I safely overtake you you chudmunkey -- so I overtake him in <1.1 seconds observing all known and understood regulations of the road and I'm back on track in front of him approx 450 yards before a slight bend in the road, then a mile later I pull up at traffic lights. alls well! Before the lights go green the Dikwad pulls up on the path to the left of me and says, what was that all about? I say what and he says "You overtaking me on that blind bend you pr1ck" hmm...so I retort with, if your brain is that slow you didn't realise there was plenty of room for me to be safely manoeuvring around you when you are driving so slow that aint my problem....he then tries to pull onto the road space I am on, skidding off the path to my left and trying to ram me, had to move to avoid him, then I try and get past him further down the road and he pulls out to crash into me, what a sheet-box, jealous nutta wannabe gangsta; wherever you are rudeboy, eat the steam from my sheet and he has the cheek to give me the coffee grinder, flocking dikead, I nearly took offence roofless said:bigdog said:
Christ! the women in your neck of the woods sound rough !!!
Good one roofless. I was just trying to be all inclusive. To be honest. I was referring to guys doing the shaving.
But then again. I suppose all the above could happen if a female impersonator was randy while in a hurry to a show.
Cheers
1. People driving around with their fog lights on permanetly.
2. People undertaking
3. People trying to squeeze though impossible gaps.
4. People driving right to the end of a merging lane and trying to push in while looking the other way to avoid eye contact.
5. People blocking junctions and refusing the budge when you try to get through.
6. People parking next to my car
7. People that drive VW Beetles
8. Taxi drivers
9. Bendy Bus drivers
10. Everybody else
2. People undertaking
3. People trying to squeeze though impossible gaps.
4. People driving right to the end of a merging lane and trying to push in while looking the other way to avoid eye contact.
5. People blocking junctions and refusing the budge when you try to get through.
6. People parking next to my car
7. People that drive VW Beetles
8. Taxi drivers
9. Bendy Bus drivers
10. Everybody else
:wink:sp3ctre said:
I agree 100% on this one. Happens here all the time...