The official let off steam thread

[Jasey]

People who literally say literally in every sentence describing something, particularly when they mean the antonym 'figuratively'. Literally.

Whilst annoying literally can now mean not literally too

1.1 informal Used for emphasis while not being literally true:
I have received literally thousands of letters

Oh no! I need to let if more steam then if I may...

Idiots adding meanings of words to the dictionary which directly contradict the original meaning because some chavs on tv use it in every sentence!

I still correct folk saying "literally" when they actually mean "I'm talking out of my arse"

 

[John002]

TFI Friday.

Total bollox.

 

[buzyg]

Loaded the latest drivers for my Graphics card last night. Now none of my old games work. They have all started asking for Direct ex 8.1 and telling me my Graphics card isn't good enough. LoL these are games from the 0ties. Given up d##king about with drivers for now. I'm sure i'll sort it.

 

[Angie4m]

Brain-dead morons who can't walk in a straight line on crowded pavement because they have their eyes glued to their fecking phone - probably updating their gloatbook status to 'walking to work'

This but also the buggy brigade who can hardly push their buggy in a straight line at the best of times and even less so when trying to text, email or whatever else. FFS is it really that important? Don't worry luv, I'll just walk off the pavement with my back to oncoming traffic so you can continue in your only me and my child in the world bubble whilst taking up the entire pavement

 

[Angie4m]

The boy at work who talked utter pi$h and everytime he's ridiculed for is says 'WOW' really loudly.

 

[ggmiller]

The idiots who bash you with their shoulder bags as you're on a plane sitting in the aisle.

 

[markeg]

The idiots who bash you with their shoulder bags as you're on a plane sitting in the aisle.

+1

Also add the pompous suited arseholes who try to push in front of you in the priority queue, then when pulled up, look at you (dressed casually) and respond "oh, didn't think you were in Business class"...

 

[ggmiller]

Also add the pompous suited arseholes who try to push in front of you in the priority queue, then when pulled up, look at you (dressed casually) and respond "oh, didn't think you were in Business class"...

That's one of the main reasons I dress down if i'm flying anything other than economy!

 

[mr wilks]

Just spent 6hrs behind the wheel to cover 277 miles from Portsmouth to Lancs i need to let some go Jasey :evil:
Tramming at Mway speed in outside lane its common sense to leave 3/4 cars length between vehicles :?
So why is the country riddled with fukwits who think ive left that space for them !! at least a dozen did it today (although happy to report none were white vans )
2nd observation to annoy me today :x when i want a quick service stop for a pee i don't want to walk through every single store , concession & food stall the services has to offer just to find the WCs !!
I don't want a teddy , a bodywarmer made out of felt or a V shaped pillow for my neck :evil: :evil:

Aaaaaaaaaand relax

 

[srhutch]

Just spent 6hrs behind the wheel to cover 277 miles from Portsmouth to Lancs i need to let some go Jasey :evil:
Tramming at Mway speed in outside lane its common sense to leave 3/4 cars length between vehicles :?
So why is the country riddled with fukwits who think ive left that space for them !! at least a dozen did it today (although happy to report none were white vans )
2nd observation to annoy me today :x when i want a quick service stop for a pee i don't want to walk through every single store , concession & food stall the services has to offer just to find the WCs !!
I don't want a teddy , a bodywarmer made out of felt or a V shaped pillow for my neck :evil: :evil:

Aaaaaaaaaand relax

Those French roads spoil you don't they. Their lane discipline is very good to.

 

[mr wilks]

Those French roads spoil you don't they. Their lane discipline is very good to.

Granted there are more miles of tarmac per car over there but yes , they use the outside lane to overtake before pulling back in & i also like the way they use their indicator to show they want to pass the car in front
Although doubt you guys so that manouvre doing "85"

 

[original guvnor]

I've been building up to this for a few months. Some Forum moans:

1. Cliques
2. The passive aggressives on here.
3. People who spend the whole time they are searching for car talking down the value, then when they've got it spend their whole time talking up the market value then as soon as they've sold it talking it down again only to talk it up again when they've bought another one. Are you really that stupid that you think people give a toss about your opinion on the market?!! Equally are you really dense enough to think people can't see through your antics?
4. The Willy Wavers who seem to need their egos massaged on a regular basis.

 

[BRC]

Trying to contact HMRC by phone so you can tell them what clueless tossers they are only to discover what you already anticipated, there is a 35 minute queue!

 

[pvr]

Meeting at our usual club at 7 tomorrow OG? If you can ping the usuals to join us :lol:

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

People who stand in the middle of the aisles in supermarkets talking to other inconsiderate people as if they are in a drop in centre, oblivious to the fact they are pissing everyone else off who are actually trying to shop :roll:

 

[lux]

The bloke in the Gtech Air-ram advert, I really really hate him and when he asks 'what do you hate most about vacuuming' I shout back at the TV 'you, you cvnt'.

 

[RickRob]

The M25 has to be the most cross-making piece of Tarmac on the planet.

Last week home to Heathrow, which is 42 miles took 2 1/2 hours.

Last night topped that. Home to the O2 should take 80 minutes. Took over 2 hours to get there. Leaving at 11:00pm I thought that we were guaranteed a quick run. Oh no! The M25 was closed between J4 & J5 which caused a visit to most of Kent. Then to top things off you couldn't get onto the M23 from the M25. Took over two hours to get home!

Aaaaggghhh.

 

[2dogs]

Christmas ad's in November

 

[mr wilks]

Christmas ad's in November

First xmas tree spotted in Warwick services today id make it law to be seen only from the 1st Dec

 

[Z4M-2006]

People who are so far up there own back-bottom that they don't realise they that are being wound up for other people's amusement...