The official let off steam thread
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Longtallhowie
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People using their bloody mobile phone whilst driving, ahhhhh!
Dirty, scuttling, creepy f**king spiders whose only goal in life seems to be building a web to catch your face when you go outside to get the paper in the morning....
So glad I don't live in Australia any more, those hairy octo-ped b*stards would pick up your kids and take them away as soon as you turned your back. I swear the spiders from Lord of the Rings were the ones that lived near my house in Sydney. At least here in NZ they're just an inconvenience and not a fatality.
Maybe if they caught enough flies so that it didn't feel like a Biblical fly infestation in my house every summer I'd cut them a bit more slack.
Having said that, I won't evict them from the house in the misguided hope they will earn their keep and lower the insect count, but I think they're just building their dream homes for 'Better House & Web' magazine, and not actually for catching anything (except my face - see first comment...)
So glad I don't live in Australia any more, those hairy octo-ped b*stards would pick up your kids and take them away as soon as you turned your back. I swear the spiders from Lord of the Rings were the ones that lived near my house in Sydney. At least here in NZ they're just an inconvenience and not a fatality.
Maybe if they caught enough flies so that it didn't feel like a Biblical fly infestation in my house every summer I'd cut them a bit more slack.
Having said that, I won't evict them from the house in the misguided hope they will earn their keep and lower the insect count, but I think they're just building their dream homes for 'Better House & Web' magazine, and not actually for catching anything (except my face - see first comment...)
People who tow caravans
People who stop on motorway services and put their bonnet up to cool the engine
People who think riding horses on a road is still acceptable
People who stop on a main A road to let someone out of a side road
People who reckon smoked rear lights on my car are dangerous when they've never seen them in operation
People who can give it on the forum but can't take it so just become insulting
People who spell brakes as breaks ffs
People who work in call centres in India who cannot answer a question if it's not on their script
People who have to tell you they are vegetarians within 60 seconds of meeting them(that's all vegetarians then)
People who use mobile phones in pubs and on holiday by the pool
People who sound their horn when they drive off from visiting someone Why for ffs they know you're leaving and probably glad
People
People who stop on motorway services and put their bonnet up to cool the engine
People who think riding horses on a road is still acceptable
People who stop on a main A road to let someone out of a side road
People who reckon smoked rear lights on my car are dangerous when they've never seen them in operation
People who can give it on the forum but can't take it so just become insulting
People who spell brakes as breaks ffs
People who work in call centres in India who cannot answer a question if it's not on their script
People who have to tell you they are vegetarians within 60 seconds of meeting them(that's all vegetarians then)
People who use mobile phones in pubs and on holiday by the pool
People who sound their horn when they drive off from visiting someone Why for ffs they know you're leaving and probably glad
People
Numpty's who constantly say "And I was 'like'.. OMG." "I went in and it was 'like'...wow that's so cool".
Like!!..like WHAT? How the hell can you be 'like' oh my God, And also be 'like' a statement? Stop saying bloody 'like' every other sodding word..!!!! :headbang:
Then there's raising your voice tone towards the end of the sentence as though you're a bloody Australian. :x
Like!!..like WHAT? How the hell can you be 'like' oh my God, And also be 'like' a statement? Stop saying bloody 'like' every other sodding word..!!!! :headbang:
Then there's raising your voice tone towards the end of the sentence as though you're a bloody Australian. :x
Politicians..............I Hate them all!!!!!!!! Lying,smarmy,sneaky,smug,gloating,good for nothing,waste of space,full of empty promises,lying(yes I know I've already mentioned this),evasive(answer the bloody question you have been asked), excuses for human beings............Could you also all stop breathing because you are wasting valuable oxygen!!!!!!!!
Think Guys Fawkes had a good idea.....
Think Guys Fawkes had a good idea.....
The insidious creeping trend where your 'choices' are still not actual choices. Example:
I am finding more and more software that when you install it, it will want you to use a feature (usually uploading every piece of data pertaining to you, your family, your cat, etc...), so it gives you these options: "Yes, please" or "Remind me later"
Wait, what? How about NO! I don't want what you've decided is best for me, so stop metaphorically patting me on the head, and let me choose 'No' you condescending piece of crap software :soapbox:
I am finding more and more software that when you install it, it will want you to use a feature (usually uploading every piece of data pertaining to you, your family, your cat, etc...), so it gives you these options: "Yes, please" or "Remind me later"
Wait, what? How about NO! I don't want what you've decided is best for me, so stop metaphorically patting me on the head, and let me choose 'No' you condescending piece of crap software :soapbox:
