The official let off steam thread

The wankers who video concerts on their phones from the crowd,watch the band you arseholes :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
 
mr wilks said:
2dogs said:
Christmas ad's in November :headbang:
First xmas tree spotted in Warwick services today :cry: id make it law to be seen only from the 1st Dec

Xmas decorations at the Dome on George Street have been up for 2 weeks now. I'm sure all the Xmas stuff seems to come out and get put up earlier and earlier each year!
 
metal licker said:
The w*****s who video concerts on their phones from the crowd,watch the band you arseholes :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
May I expand on that by including every knob-jockey who holds their phone up (portrait) to film video instead of landscape, so that every uploaded video (and every one that ends up on the news) looks about 2 inches wide with huge borders left and right.
HOLD.THE.F*CKING.PHONE.SIDEWAYS.YOU.INGORANT.CNUTS
 
Eh?
I posted on here yesterday about being annoyed at losing my voice for days and the post has gone.
I seem to have lost my forum voice as well!

Shut yer faces.
 
Carol M said:
Eh?
I posted on here yesterday about being annoyed at losing my voice for days and the post has gone.
I seem to have lost my forum voice as well!

Shut yer faces.

There is a glitch in the Matrix.

Happened to me a few times since the upgrade. Gets on my tits :lol:
 
The amount of muppets on the roads these last few foggy days with no lights on whatsoever and those with DRL's who don't realise they are showing no lights to the rear!!
 
Health clubs that have TV's on in the changing room. I don't want to listen to Sky news while Im getting changed - I don't want to listen to Sky news full stop. I don't watch much TV at home and feel pissed that I'm force fed it when I'm changing before and after a swim. Can't people last 10 minutes without the f*cking news. Its all biased propaganda anyway, but thats for another rant.
 
Marlon said:
Health clubs that have TV's on in the changing room. I don't want to listen to Sky news while Im getting changed - I don't want to listen to Sky news full stop. I don't watch much TV at home and feel pissed that I'm force fed it when I'm changing before and after a swim. Can't people last 10 minutes without the f*cking news. Its all biased propaganda anyway, but thats for another rant.

+1

This is one of the main benefits of a back-street, cheap and cheerful gym like mine. No TVs. No pink barbie weights. Christ, he's only just installed a shower :-)
 
nb67 said:
The amount of muppets on the roads these last few foggy days with no lights on whatsoever and those with DRL's who don't realise they are showing no lights to the rear!!

My counter to this is the numptys that don't switch them off when visibility improves, and the real f*&kwits that have the rear intensity lights on when it's raining......why are they not done for dangerous driving :headbang:

and don't get me started on those that stay in the outside lane through motorway road works with average speed cameras and do less than 50 mph :thumbsdown:

and also the ones that speed up between cameras and then slow before the next one, seriously how dumb do you have to be to not know the meaning of the word average, well obviously below average intelligence :lol:
 
sars said:
...how dumb do you have to be to not know the meaning of the word average...
Dumb enough to be President of The United States apparently....

...we'll follow this fiscal policy until all Americans have above average incomes...
Jimmy Carter

...but that may not be a fair example as we all know that 'political mathematics' is a totally different discipline to mathematics as used by 'normal' people :P
 
sars said:
nb67 said:
The amount of muppets on the roads these last few foggy days with no lights on whatsoever and those with DRL's who don't realise they are showing no lights to the rear!!

My counter to this is the numptys that don't switch them off when visibility improves, and the real f*&kwits that have the rear intensity lights on when it's raining......why are they not done for dangerous driving :headbang:

and don't get me started on those that stay in the outside lane through motorway road works with average speed cameras and do less than 50 mph :thumbsdown:

and also the ones that speed up between cameras and then slow before the next one, seriously how dumb do you have to be to not know the meaning of the word average, well obviously below average intelligence :lol:
What about all these new cars that have one of the fog lights coming on while its turning a corner.
I dont know why but I really dont like the idea and hate seeing cars with one light on.
Sometimes you cant see the indicator flashing because of the extra light on the front.
Does anybody know if this is linked to the indicator or the steering? I am sure a car following me yesterday was turning round a tight bend without indicating but there was a fog light came on and went off once round the corner.
 
The next Audi knobend that tries to kill me i'm fcuking kicking their head in !

I've tried to hold in my anger on this (admittedly not very well) but cannot anymore - Every single bellend I come across on the roads is a c**t in an Audi !
 
People who reply to posts on here without reading the previous replies, and so repeat what's just been said or ask questions that have already been answered :headbang:
 
PerryGunn said:
sars said:
...how dumb do you have to be to not know the meaning of the word average...
Dumb enough to be President of The United States apparently....

...we'll follow this fiscal policy until all Americans have above average incomes...
Jimmy Carter

...but that may not be a fair example as we all know that 'political mathematics' is a totally different discipline to mathematics as used by 'normal' people :P

That's a great quote by Carter, made my afternoon that did, thanks :thumbsup:

Nictrix said:
What about all these new cars that have one of the fog lights coming on while its turning a corner.
I dont know why but I really dont like the idea and hate seeing cars with one light on.
Sometimes you cant see the indicator flashing because of the extra light on the front.
Does anybody know if this is linked to the indicator or the steering? I am sure a car following me yesterday was turning round a tight bend without indicating but there was a fog light came on and went off once round the corner.

Yes they work when you move the steering wheel, I have them on the Merc and it's quite a good feature unlike the high beam assist which is totally pants.
 
Pillocks who think that it's okay to drive in thick fog/dusk with side-lights on (no not DRLs).

Yeah, because you don't want to be TOO visible, huh?

F*ckwits.
 
People who reply to posts on here without reading the previous replies, and so repeat what's just been said or ask questions that have already been answered.... :poke:
 
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