My rules for Zed parking
Never park near a :
1. A car thats really dirty as clearly dont care regardless off car, old banger or people carrier.
2. Near supermarket trolley bay
3. Next to walk way past your car, dont think " great no car on one side to park next to me" think keying, women with stupid big bags and metal buckels, kids on those stupid scooters, old people on those bigger scooters etc etc
4. Near entrance to any building
5. Near bins or fire exit
6. Under a tree ( summer is worse )
I will drive around for ages and only park when im happy, drives people in my car mad

but touch wood no dents or scuffs, and i actually moved from my flat after 2 years as was only unhappy with having a s**t car on left and right of me so i moved lol