Stupid things you have done

[obewan]

Pray tell, how did you get out of it then?

Completely deflated and red faced, I mumbled my way painfully through the punchline and crawled back to my desk.... The remaining 3 months weren't quite as jolly as the first...

Sorry though, I can't stop smirking thinking of the look on your face as the punch line dawned
Bit like me telling Irish jokes to my future Mother in Law, before I was told she was born in Eire. (lived here for ages - little accent!)

 

[z4pilot]

Pray tell, how did you get out of it then?

Completely deflated and red faced, I mumbled my way painfully through the punchline and crawled back to my desk.... The remaining 3 months weren't quite as jolly as the first...

Sorry though, I can't stop smirking thinking of the look on your face as the punch line dawned
Bit like me telling Irish jokes to my future Mother in Law, before I was told she was born in Eire. (lived here for ages - little accent!)

Well, part of me hopes that Keith has been dining out on that story over the years. I'm sure he saw the funny side.... eventually....

Doubt he's ever told the joke though

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

I once went to Zurich for a meeting a month too early

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

I sprayed de-icer directly in my eye and ended up in A&E having 2 litres of saline run through it. Do not recommend it. Now I close my eyes when I spray it on, or wear the eye shields my dad got me after that incident..or sometimes sunglasses

 

[Disca]

I sprayed de-icer directly in my eye and ended up in A&E having 2 litres of saline run through it. Do not recommend it. Now I close my eyes when I spray it on, or wear the eye shields my dad got me after that incident..or sometimes sunglasses

:sos:

 

[PerryGunn]

I sprayed de-icer directly in my eye and ended up in A&E having 2 litres of saline run through it. Do not recommend it. Now I close my eyes when I spray it on, or wear the eye shields my dad got me after that incident..or sometimes sunglasses

:sos:

It's too late now Mike.... you're stuck with her....

 

[zagamuffin]

Met a lad about twenty years after we used to play together as boys, he invited me round to a family boba to reintroduce me to his family, chatting at the table and he was pointing out who was who and gestured to his sister ,I asked when she was due and he muttered she had been having problems with her weight for years.......it was a long wait for the food and to make my excuse to leave, never heard from him again....

In my job as a pharmaceutical operator years ago opened the wrong valves on a phase split and sent 500,000k to waste.....4/5 in the morning if that's any excuse,nights can be tough

 

[dr_john]

I once went to Zurich for a meeting a month too early

well, easy mistake to make.................