Ronk

[enuff_zed]

My solid neck brace is on until 23rd July- uncomfortable is an understatement!

I can get to the toilet with my walking frame and an assistant so it’s a “step” forward.

As long as the assistant has warm hands.

 

[ronk]

It still points down on its own!

 

[enuff_zed]

It still points down on its own!

[ref]ronk[/ref], really sorry if laughing causes you pain but a whole scenario just passed through my head with someone slipping you a Viagra tablet. Can you imagine the carnage at the next toilet visit?

 

[Nanu]

My solid neck brace is on until 23rd July- uncomfortable is an understatement!

I can get to the toilet with my walking frame and an assistant so it’s a “step” forward.

As long as the assistant has warm hands.

Perhaps they use chopsticks?

 

[MikeyH]

I wonder if they practice using King Prawns?

 

[Scubaregs]

I wonder if they practice using King Prawns?

If you'd been laid up as long, yours would smell like a king prawn too, give Ronk a break.

 

[MikeyH]

I wonder if they practice using King Prawns?

If you'd been laid up as long, yours would smell like a king prawn too, give Ronk a break.

perhaps he should change his name to “Rank”. :evil: Okay sorry bit too rude. :thumbsdown:

 

[Scubaregs]

Or......Reek from GOT.

 

[ronk]

It still points down on its own!

[ref]ronk[/ref], really sorry if laughing causes you pain but a whole scenario just passed through my head with someone slipping you a Viagra tablet. Can you imagine the carnage at the next toilet visit?

There was a rumour that blue pills were to be issued to prevent old boys rolling out of bed!

 

[BMWZ4MC]

It still points down on its own!

[ref]ronk[/ref], really sorry if laughing causes you pain but a whole scenario just passed through my head with someone slipping you a Viagra tablet. Can you imagine the carnage at the next toilet visit?

There was a rumour that blue pills were to be issued to prevent old boys rolling out of bed!

:lol:

 

[MikeyH]

 

[IRD]

It still points down on its own!

[ref]ronk[/ref], really sorry if laughing causes you pain but a whole scenario just passed through my head with someone slipping you a Viagra tablet. Can you imagine the carnage at the next toilet visit?

There was a rumour that blue pills were to be issued to prevent old boys rolling out of bed!

Good to see you have managed to retain your sense of humour Ron.

 

[ronk]

I’m being carted off to hospital soon - I hope to get this solid neck brace removed!

 

[TitanTim]

Hope it goes ok Ron, that will be a relief to get that taken off, especially for tying shoe laces

Tim.

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Good luck! Expect to feel a little vulnerable without it and very stiff!

 

[MikeyH]

Hope all goes well.

 

[ronk]

My appointment was for 1400

My patient transfer failed to show -appointment cancelled so I now have to spend another week with the Collar on.

 

[pvr]

Another WEEK??? What is all that about?

 

[MikeyH]

Bloody hell!!

 

[IRD]

What a mess some parts of the NHS is in. It is a lottery. Somehow the needs of the (especially older) patients seem to come last. Fingers crossed all goes well next week..