Is it just me that hates xmas ?

ronk said:
A question for all the Scrooges, if you hate Christmas so much, what does make you happy?
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Oh loads of things,

sitting in the outside lane at 70mph
sitting in the middle lane at 60mph
forgetting to indicate until the traffic lights change
sitting at traffic lights with foot on the brake and then ^^^^
having a car with front running lights
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endless :)
 
I didn't say I was a vegetarian. Just thinking of others at this time of year...Going without. Not sure if the Salvation Army could help with that one.
 
RoyE said:
I didn't say I was a vegetarian. Just thinking of others at this time of year...Going without.
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Very noble :thumbsup:

RoyE said:
Not sure if the Salvation Army could help with that one.
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Well, I've heard that have many fingers in lots of pies so I'm sure that they could find someone... :wink:
 
domsz4 said:
ronk said:
A question for all the Scrooges, if you hate Christmas so much, what does make you happy?
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sex drugs and rock'n'roll :D
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talking of which.... linky

Excerpt:

"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well f**k a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."
 
apw67 said:
Family, friends, good food, chill time - only focus on pressies? Nooooooooo. 8)
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Agree with you here. Presents etc are a ball ache and nothing more. What I do like however is having the time to see friends and family, consume copious amounts of booze and eat until I feel sick. Those are the good times.
 
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