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^^^ I will have to decide between a 22 year old and a 31 year old.... They are both women for you wiseguys out there! :lol:

Decisions, decisions.... :(

Unfortunately the 31 year old is not bi.... :x
 
^^^ and remember to shower and change clothes in between :D

Women have this uncanny ability to smell a woman on you :oops:
 
And make sure that their lip gloss does not contain glitter! Amazing where that all of the sudden shows up :?
 
That's not what my Rice Crispies told me to eat for a healthy repast.........

:thumbsdown:
 
I have always listened carefully to the sage advice of my Rice Crispies :smart:

Do you mean to say that you DON'T????? :cry:
 
I remember back in the days before there was electricity. We couldn't even talk to our Rice Crispies because we couldn't see them in the dark during the day. It was terrible!

We had to talk to ourselves because we were the only ones who wouldn't talk back to us.

Then there was the time I left myself at the train station waiting for my plane to land only to find out it couldn't float on Mr Bubbles in the tub. Unless, you threw in a bar of oatmeal soap. Of course the oatmeal only tasted good if you added a little relative bearing grease on your left foot.

I guess the only real question is, would you go swimming in a shark tank wearing only swimmies, while walking in a mine field?
 
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