15 reasons she hates the zed & me... Enjoy!

Maybe its your driving, a couple of sharp shuffles or an emergency brake or too should wake her up :evil:
 
The cup holders are provided for your open coke can .......
When you get out.....take the can with you ..... its not a garbage disposal ...... :D
 
teamemmenracing said:
The cup holders are provided for your open coke can .......
When you get out.....take the can with you ..... its not a garbage disposal ...... :D
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No no no no no!

The cup holders are there to satisfy the owner that they have a desirable option. Placing an open can of coke in said cup holder will immediately trigger the ejector seat countdown which will accelerate to zero should one drop of said sugary liquid leave the can and hit any part of the car...
 
ZeeFore said:
One from me:

* I don't fall asleep in front of your cooking. Please have the decency to remain awake while I'm driving.

The wife, that is. I honestly don't know how she does it. She's almost guaranteed to fall into a narcoleptic coma (just asleep, actually) five minutes from the house, even with the top down and a crisp wind roaring through the cabin. Flopping around like a rag doll. She claims it's easy 'cause she trusts my driving. :roll: Drives me crazy (and no, not in a good way).
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Thats actually a good thing for me....
Her sleeping means she cant touch anything, complain about the driving, complain about the car's impracticality... And basically shuts her up :fuelfire:


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Refuel every 400miles?? I get closer to 300.

Nice rules, I would just get evils and cause a row if I enforced most of these. Jenny is better trained anyway, she realises there is a boot handle for closing it, and not to use the windows to close the doors- Zach (our 5 year old) is also well trained, knows not to put his feet on anything but the floor, no food, I open and close the door and he doesn't draw on the windows any more....not since I chopped off his hands. Pahahaha
 
Only complaint I have is GF likes the roof up so not to spoil her hair, so roof up on the way out and down on the way home unless its after dark :-)

Oh and she controls her heated seat ... makes her feel cosy while out driving
 
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