15 reasons she hates the zed & me... Enjoy!

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ab7

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 Gloucestershire
All - I was putting a post together in response to Taz's passenger topic and my list started to get so long thought it might make an entertaining read.

I've owned my zed 6 months, my GF being a practical person has never been a massive fan but she understands I love it... I can probably add more to these but in the mean time...

15 reasons she hates the zed & me...

1. Close the door with the door not the glass.

2. There is no need to brush your shoes against the bottom of the door when you get in and out.

3. The piano trim is to be admired not touched.

4. When you own a car and drive me everywhere you can choose the music, likewise you can choose a car which allows you to see past cars on your right when waiting at a roundabout or junction.

5. Champagne Nappa... watch the bolster support on entry and exit, no new jeans or dirty clothing... In an ideal world see point 3.

6. Point 2. again... yes you do, I have to keep cleaning it and it only happens on your side of the car.

7. Yes i get it the car is low, but it hasn't got any lower in the 6 months you've moaned about it each time you get in.

8. Yes the ride is hard, it keeps me awake and alert through your moaning.

9. Yes it's fairly noisy in here at higher speeds... that's the echo of you slamming the door.

10. If an item is too large to take in the car with you without it brushing along either the door, dash or glovebox, it is too large for the cabin - place in the boot.

11. Do not slam boot.

12. Re point 10 - no, it is your handbag which is too big... the zed is perfectly proportioned.

13. Food and drink policy - the car can last 400 miles without refueling, so can you.

14. Parking this far away from the store entrance benefits both of us...
(a) it allows my car to be far away from people who don't care about cars*
(b) it allows you to fully open the door removing any need for us to discuss point 2 again.

15. *people like you

I should point out I love my girlfriend really :thumbsup:
 
Ha ha!

:rofl:

Share all of those feelings, plus any passenger who gets into the ///M can't articulate themselves well enough anyway if they want to complain, as either the engine drowns them out at high revs or the ride on city roads jolts them into a tooth shattering, voice jittering sentence of incomprehensible nonsense.....
 
Wee Bing and I went to the beach a few weeks ago to chuck stones and eat chips. It was very cold outside so we had to eat out chips in the car. A very tense 20mins, but he was very careful and allowed the window to be open. He is also in many other ways the perfect passenger :thumbsup:
 
its like hearing myself :thumbsup:

16. close the boot without touching it with all your fingers as you leave finger marks

17. wash your hands before getting in the zed as you leave make up marks on the door handle and the dash
 
18) No we can't go visit your mother as the car will only do 25mpg so i would cost far too much.
19) Yes this forum is worth the time...it was a perquisite to buying the car...
 
I fully agree with all those.

Except my mum is worse than my girlfriend when it comes to that list!

:lol:
 
To be fair, every girlfriend i've had has loved the car and probably respected it more than I do, it's my door that has muddy marks from my shoes and it's my hand prints on the boot lid. The fact it's very low and difficult to get into has been brought up but it just provides me with amusement watching them trying to get into it like it takes some kind of special contortionist approach, they never know whether to go in front first or ass first. The only gripe I have about the Z4 is it is truly impossible to sleep in one, even for a few mins.
 
I loved that, purely because I've only had a z4 12 months and I've experienced them all.
 
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