15 reasons she hates the zed & me... Enjoy!
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#7 oh yes!
i agree and have experienced them all too hahahahha
agree with aquazi on the vents also! lol - my OCD is shared by many others
another one
#?? - keeping a microfibre cloth in the car allows me to keep the car clear in between washing and hoovering - this is a bit like you having a wash but not a shower
#?? - ensure your seat belt goes on without it being twisted - thats just not right
#?? - when you get out, put the seat belt back to its original position and with the buckle facing inwards - otherwise it rattles
DONT SLAM THE DOORS!!!! ARRRRRGH
i agree and have experienced them all too hahahahha
agree with aquazi on the vents also! lol - my OCD is shared by many others
another one
#?? - keeping a microfibre cloth in the car allows me to keep the car clear in between washing and hoovering - this is a bit like you having a wash but not a shower
#?? - ensure your seat belt goes on without it being twisted - thats just not right
#?? - when you get out, put the seat belt back to its original position and with the buckle facing inwards - otherwise it rattles
DONT SLAM THE DOORS!!!! ARRRRRGH
Pretty much covers it although I have a few to add.
20. Once a year on your birthday when I am generous enough to let you drive my car then you must make sure that all diamonds and other sharp stones/edges on rings are kept away from the surface of the steering wheel and or gear knob. The same applies to the door handles.
21. Make up can be worn in the car but not applied. BMW did fit a mirror in the sun visor but I don't know why, it's certainly not for applying make up.
22. When I'm driving the centre console/armrest area is mine. Do not place your purse or any of the other many object from within your massive bag UPON this area. Especially your make up bag (see point 21)
23. The radio station, music, volume and temperature within the car will be set by me. You may politely request for any of these things to be changed. Do not just change them.
24. If, when being driven in my car you need to make a call or someone calls you please see above regarding stereo volume.
I'm sure there are more and this just covers the interior.
20. Once a year on your birthday when I am generous enough to let you drive my car then you must make sure that all diamonds and other sharp stones/edges on rings are kept away from the surface of the steering wheel and or gear knob. The same applies to the door handles.
21. Make up can be worn in the car but not applied. BMW did fit a mirror in the sun visor but I don't know why, it's certainly not for applying make up.
22. When I'm driving the centre console/armrest area is mine. Do not place your purse or any of the other many object from within your massive bag UPON this area. Especially your make up bag (see point 21)
23. The radio station, music, volume and temperature within the car will be set by me. You may politely request for any of these things to be changed. Do not just change them.
24. If, when being driven in my car you need to make a call or someone calls you please see above regarding stereo volume.
I'm sure there are more and this just covers the interior.
you have her well trained for this!You forgot one - when on a continental European holiday she will be responsible for dealing with the toll gates whilst he prepares to set off at light speed when the barrier goes up...or she will make videos when in long European tunnels with windows down..(I have been trained)
Bradders75
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Mrs B is top notch when it comes to Z4 passenger protocol but has tried to put up some resistance to Mowflow's #20. Rings are NOT acceptable under any circumstances when driving the Zed. However, they may be worn with care when grabbing the door handle, so I'm not completely heartless. :wink:
Now that you mention it, one for child passengers
#27 - if you are a child (or an immature adult) you will NOT make a loud noise like an accelerating engine as I 'press on'. It is distracting, annoying, and insulting to my beautiful straight 6's carefully tuned and almost musical roar. Grow up, or leave the car.
#27 - if you are a child (or an immature adult) you will NOT make a loud noise like an accelerating engine as I 'press on'. It is distracting, annoying, and insulting to my beautiful straight 6's carefully tuned and almost musical roar. Grow up, or leave the car.
Jonny essex said:#26. When the windows are misty on a cold day and the heaters havnt warmed them up yet then to proceed to draw a smiley face on the windows or write their name!
Edit to #26 please Jonny.....
When the windows are misty on a cold day and the heaters haven't warmed up......never ever, EVER, wipe the windscreen with your hand or I will break your fingers :brucelee:
Mine is well behaved, doors shut with hands, not with gravity.
Windows are for looking through, not touching (inside and out)
The radio is like all other controls on the vehicle (only to be used by the driver)
When at a junction, only I need to check left and right, so sit back, I can see right, but if I can't see left then you'll get hit first.
The roof defaults down, and only goes up when there is risk of frost or rain
Windows are for looking through, not touching (inside and out)
The radio is like all other controls on the vehicle (only to be used by the driver)
When at a junction, only I need to check left and right, so sit back, I can see right, but if I can't see left then you'll get hit first.
The roof defaults down, and only goes up when there is risk of frost or rain
Hmmm, so what is there to love? :wink:
One from me:
* I don't fall asleep in front of your cooking. Please have the decency to remain awake while I'm driving.
The wife, that is. I honestly don't know how she does it. She's almost guaranteed to fall into a narcoleptic coma (just asleep, actually) five minutes from the house, even with the top down and a crisp wind roaring through the cabin. Flopping around like a rag doll. She claims it's easy 'cause she trusts my driving. :roll: Drives me crazy (and no, not in a good way).
* I don't fall asleep in front of your cooking. Please have the decency to remain awake while I'm driving.
The wife, that is. I honestly don't know how she does it. She's almost guaranteed to fall into a narcoleptic coma (just asleep, actually) five minutes from the house, even with the top down and a crisp wind roaring through the cabin. Flopping around like a rag doll. She claims it's easy 'cause she trusts my driving. :roll: Drives me crazy (and no, not in a good way).