You didn't "brought" it - get it right!!!

I've heard this in the gym before:

(Young man): "Can I quickly borrow this mate?"

(Grumpy old man): "I'm not your mate, MATE!"

Young man walks away pissed :rofl:
 
Sail said:
I've heard this in the gym before:

(Young man): "Can I quickly borrow this mate?"

(Grumpy old man): "I'm not your mate, MATE!"

Young man walks away pissed :rofl:

Some complete stranger, young enough to be my son, called me 'pal' the other day.
I bit my tongue and replied, "OK ,chum, your go with the dog-food references." Boy, did he look baffled. :D
 
ben g said:
Dav the wheel nut said:
When people I've never met in my life call me mate. :headbang:
My stock reply 'I'm not your mate' never seems to go down well :(

You would be cruising for a bruising if you replied with that comment down this way :lol: :lol: :lol: please never say that if you venture into the South East.

Yep go steady darn ve sarff east Dav....you might get smacked with a shandy bottle..... :P :wink:
 
enuff_zed said:
Some complete stranger, young enough to be my son, called me 'pal' the other day.
I bit my tongue and replied, "OK ,chum, your go with the dog-food references." Boy, did he look baffled. :D

:lol:
 
When you haven't even walked 5 steps into a shop to look whats for sale, and a worker comes up to you and asks "Are you OK there?" or "do you need a hand?" :headbang:

Errmm...No f**k off, I have 2 hands thank you... :lol:
 
My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.

e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".

What the feck does he thinks it means :?
 
mmm-five said:
My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.

e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".

What the feck does he thinks it means :?

I'm looking forward to retiring, so I can just spend the day 'lol'ing around :)
 
mmm-five said:
My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.

e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".

What the feck does he thinks it means :?

Most old biddies think it means lots of love.
 
ben g said:
mmm-five said:
My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.

e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".

What the feck does he thinks it means :?

Most old biddies think it means lots of love.

I once heard of a old lady texting her friend, sending her condolences on the death of her friends husband and ending the text with LOL 😆
 
Sail said:
When you haven't even walked 5 steps into a shop to look whats for sale, and a worker comes up to you and asks "Are you OK there?" or "do you need a hand?" :headbang:

Errmm...No f**k off, I have 2 hands thank you... :lol:
To be fair they can't win though, can they? If they give you some space to browse at your leisure (which is what you wanted), the next customer will criticise them for being lazy and not helping them. I don't mind if I get approached when entering the store as long as they back off if you make it clear you're just having a look. It's the one's that keep persisting after that with "What are you interested in today?" or "Do you have anything in mind?" that annoy me.
 
enzed4 said:
Sail said:
When you haven't even walked 5 steps into a shop to look whats for sale, and a worker comes up to you and asks "Are you OK there?" or "do you need a hand?" :headbang:

Errmm...No f**k off, I have 2 hands thank you... :lol:
To be fair they can't win though, can they? If they give you some space to browse at your leisure (which is what you wanted), the next customer will criticise them for being lazy and not helping them. I don't mind if I get approached when entering the store as long as they back off if you make it clear you're just having a look. It's the one's that keep persisting after that with "What are you interested in today?" or "Do you have anything in mind?" that annoy me.

Yep, it's only the ones who keep nagging away at you or follow you around the store.
 
I can't abide girls who use 'upspeak' at the end of a sentence or comment but I'd suffer that all and every day rather than listen to someone who says 'yea' at the end of each sentence ....... because yea. Are you still listening to me yea. Cos people don't yea ...
 
People who "can't be asked " to do something, its cant be ARSED! Wtf does can't be asked even mean!

You can be asked if you can be arsed, but that's a bit different.
 
Forget the monthly photo comp, we should have a prize for the person who starts the longest/most popular/funniest thread each month!

JamieZ4C you're winning :thumbsup:
 
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