Sail said:I've heard this in the gym before:
(Young man): "Can I quickly borrow this mate?"
(Grumpy old man): "I'm not your mate, MATE!"
Young man walks away pissed![]()
ben g said:Dav the wheel nut said:When people I've never met in my life call me mate.![]()
My stock reply 'I'm not your mate' never seems to go down well![]()
You would be cruising for a bruising if you replied with that comment down this way :lol: :lol: :lol: please never say that if you venture into the South East.
enuff_zed said:Some complete stranger, young enough to be my son, called me 'pal' the other day.
I bit my tongue and replied, "OK ,chum, your go with the dog-food references." Boy, did he look baffled.![]()
mmm-five said:My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.
e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".
What the feck does he thinks it means :?
adam04 said:Just saw someone comment on a sky news article about "gammon radiation"![]()
Don't make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungryadam04 said:Just saw someone comment on a sky news article about "gammon radiation"![]()
enuff_zed said:adam04 said:Just saw someone comment on a sky news article about "gammon radiation"![]()
Must have been outside, 'bacon' in the sun.
mmm-five said:My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.
e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".
What the feck does he thinks it means :?
ben g said:mmm-five said:My uncle (nearing 60) doesn't seem to understand that LOL is meant to reflect a humorous reply.
e.g. I text him to say I'll be over to fix his kid's computer (again) and he'll reply "Thanks lol", or I tell him his 8 year old Mac Mini has finally given up the ghost (after me upgrading it bit by bit over the last 5 year) and he'll reply "Do you think I'll need a new one then lol".
What the feck does he thinks it means :?
Most old biddies think it means lots of love.
To be fair they can't win though, can they? If they give you some space to browse at your leisure (which is what you wanted), the next customer will criticise them for being lazy and not helping them. I don't mind if I get approached when entering the store as long as they back off if you make it clear you're just having a look. It's the one's that keep persisting after that with "What are you interested in today?" or "Do you have anything in mind?" that annoy me.Sail said:When you haven't even walked 5 steps into a shop to look whats for sale, and a worker comes up to you and asks "Are you OK there?" or "do you need a hand?"![]()
Errmm...No f**k off, I have 2 hands thank you... :lol:
enzed4 said:To be fair they can't win though, can they? If they give you some space to browse at your leisure (which is what you wanted), the next customer will criticise them for being lazy and not helping them. I don't mind if I get approached when entering the store as long as they back off if you make it clear you're just having a look. It's the one's that keep persisting after that with "What are you interested in today?" or "Do you have anything in mind?" that annoy me.Sail said:When you haven't even walked 5 steps into a shop to look whats for sale, and a worker comes up to you and asks "Are you OK there?" or "do you need a hand?"![]()
Errmm...No f**k off, I have 2 hands thank you... :lol: