Worst Accent

Proper pronunciation lessons. Say these out loud...

Greeting when arriving at service reception "Air Hair Lair"

Expression of surprise upon being presented the bill after inspection II " Whale Oil Beef Hooked"

Repeat until perfect
 
We have super posh neighbours and the other day she was in the garden with her gardener talking about what plants to put in and all I could hear was his 'shire' accent and her going, 'yar', 'oh yar'. ITS'S YES not yar. :headbang:
 
Stuart Truman, not heard the whale oil one for a while, but when I read that, coffee nearly came out my nostrils.... :lol: :lol:
 
TAZ 1990 said:
Well I am glad to see my Accent has not been mentioned. Even though I am a Geordie I hate to hear anybody from the North East on TV I think our accent is really harsh. :o

Ah but TV reporters seem to seek out the thickest moron from a crowd - them interview them!

That makes any regional accent sound bad!

If ye knaa worra meeen!
 
Its a good job that that clip is on video as there are No paper lads, No Tudor Crisps and the Dunston Rocket (The tower block) is no more!
 
Carol M said:
We have super posh neighbours and the other day she was in the garden with her gardener talking about what plants to put in and all I could hear was his 'shire' accent and her going, 'yar', 'oh yar'. ITS'S YES not yar. :headbang:

I hope she doesn't leave the windows open during nights of passion :rofl: can you imagine; yar, yar, oh yar :rofl: :rofl:
 
Stuart Truman said:
Proper pronunciation lessons. Say these out loud...

Greeting when arriving at service reception "Air Hair Lair"

Expression of surprise upon being presented the bill after inspection II " Whale Oil Beef Hooked"

Repeat until perfect

On a similar theme, the motto of the French Navy:

'À l'eau, c'est l'heure'




...keep repeating it with a bad French accent and all will become clear :rofl:
 
BMWZ4MC said:
Stuart Truman said:
Proper pronunciation lessons. Say these out loud...

Greeting when arriving at service reception "Air Hair Lair"

Expression of surprise upon being presented the bill after inspection II " Whale Oil Beef Hooked"

Repeat until perfect

On a similar theme, the motto of the French Navy:

'À l'eau, c'est l'heure'




...keep repeating it with a bad French accent and all will become clear :rofl:

:rofl: :thumbsup:
 
Not wishing to hijack the thread but if these are the worst accents to have, then which are the best accents? :?
 
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