Why the fruity f***ing fig can't people drive?

Don't do road rage any more, I saw the light a couple of years ago but I had some guy go mental on me the other week for shaking my head at him, I nearly lapsed. He went quadrophonic on me, i stayed calm, explained why he was the asshole and just drove away sensibly, (like a pussy) (yeah I hated it) ( it still grates).
 
I'll have to see Stark- it is literally 10 minutes away from me! But it is realllyyyy early!

Carsonking can I feel some resentment building? Next time you feel angry give them "the v's" at the side of you so they can't see you hahah :lol:

I can get road rage if it's a woman but if it's a bloke I say something under my breath and keep driving because I get scared haha :rofl:
 
I just shake my head but that got me in to trouble. If I'm following a really bad driver, I flash my lights and do the John candy bit from planes trains and automobiles, where he's asking the people on the other carriageway if they have been drinking . Found it in case, ha ha ha still funny.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_akwHYMdbsM
 
I dont need to use my horn cus before i have even thought about it my wife has already given them a load of verbal :rofl: :rofl:
 
Haha I did contemplate editing my story to be honest but then that would be lying!

All 3 were women... Bloody women drivers...

:rofl:
 
My mum always said you have to drive to compensate for other people's bad driving - and I do that most of the time. Building in extra margins of error for the numpties on the road.
 
Carol M said:
You had to mention it was women that were driving like t1ts didn't you?
Just waiting for it............
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Think we need to educate her a little more in the Z4 'sisterhood' thing !
 
Carol M said:
You had to mention it was women that were driving like t1ts didn't you?
Just waiting for it............
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Q. how do you make a woman blind?

A. Put a windscreen in front of her! :rofl:
 
Stark said:
Emj come on the Hampshire run on Sunday and give your car a great run out!!
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Do it Emj, it's supposed to be a fantastic route and so far it's just me and Stark representing the Z4 crowd. We need better numbers. I think Ruby said she's popping along also.

Will be my first Z4 meet......looking forward to meeting some other Z's :thumbsup: :driving:
 
StevenH72 said:
Stark said:
Emj come on the Hampshire run on Sunday and give your car a great run out!!
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Do it Emj, it's supposed to be a fantastic route and so far it's just me and Stark representing the Z4 crowd. We need better numbers. I think Ruby said she's popping along also.

Will be my first Z4 meet......looking forward to meeting some other Z's :thumbsup: :driving:
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If I come it will be for breakfast only, not able to do the drive I'm afraid.
 
Emj12312 said:
:( Let the team down!
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You're not the only one. I've been known to have added a few negative comments about women drivers on here too ( including myself and my hillstarts/parking :lol: )
 
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