Why the fruity f***ing fig can't people drive?

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Emj12312

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 Farnborough, Hampshire
Yesterday coming home from work - 2 lanes into 1 and some woman undertakes me because she went through a red light!

Today same place, same time - another woman tries to undertake me because she's not paying attention. I'm already quite obviously in front of her and I can't go any quicker because there's someone in front of me! She then proceeds to get very very close when the 2 lanes join and then carries on up my arse! :x
To which I then show her I'm not impressed and she looks surprised that I don't like her Corsa up my bum!

5 minutes later someone cuts me up on a roundabout! Just completely comes into my lane! :thumbsdown:

Why can't people drive? And is it really that difficult to stay in your lane?? :poke:

GET AWAY FROM MY NICE NEW CAR :cry:

However on the bright side - I did use my horn on the last one and it sounded good haha :rofl:

And even better - thanks to machine monkey my replacement side indicator badges came today! :thumbsup:

There's a silver lining after all!
 
I did say on Facebook I would start to carry around a knife and if they did it again maybe gut them.

Is that a bit extreme do you think? :?
 
It's always a worry when you get a nice new car. No one goes near me when I drive my mums ratty hatch back!
Good news in other situations you can put you foot down and leave them behind Emj :driving:

Glad you like the badges hope they are what you where after :thumbsup:

Once monkey world is sorted I will get on it Stu. I was going to make a bolt to stud convention for mine. I assume it's just going to be an adaption from that :rofl:
 
Never had so many people pull out and pull in, in all my life, I am of the thinking they can't see us, cus we are low. Forget a knife, carry a saw in the boot, it's not offensive and you watch everyone scatter when you swing it and it whistles, no one is catching a saw and coming forward. You brought out he maniac in me I see. :rofl:
 
No worries - won't be wielding a knife round any time soon. :roll:

They just need look where they are driving and pay attention. :cry:
I'm probably over protective as it's the first nice car I've had and she's still new to me :oops:

I'll have to be even more eagle eye!
 
Ha ha ha, don't get me started on what I'd like to do to people who can't drive a stick up their ass, Jeremy clarksons 'shot in front of their family' comes to mind straight away, :rofl:
 
Ate least you have a horn that works properly - the low tone on mine has gone (again :x ) so my car sounds like a high pitched whiny teenager when I use it :cry:
 
Bing said:
Ate least you have a horn that works properly - the low tone on mine has gone (again :x ) so my car sounds like a high pitched whiny teenager when I use it :cry:
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Yeah, but your Scottish and play rugby. You can yell louder than the horn.
GETTAEFUH!
 
Oh no Bing, that's embarrassing :oops: lol I'm sure it sounds "different"! What do you need to do to fix that then?

Carsonking, the real you has been unleashed :evil:

:rofl: I like this forum :thumbsup:
 
Just buy a JEEP... they tend to keep out the way of them...:evil: :evil: :evil:

I do seem to have the powers of invisibility in the Zed sometimes...

:headbang:
 
Quite right Stuart - when the roof is down I quite often get myself nearly in hot water when expressing my 'ire' :oops:

I just need a new low tone horn from fleabay Em, just haven't gotten round to getting one yet. I only remember when I use the horn, which isn't that often, honest :wink:
 
Thankfully the beauty of looking like a thug is that you dont have issues with other road users taking the p*ss . They seem to look away :D

I must add that I am a complete gentleman in everyday life
 
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