when dating goes.... BAD!!! LOL

One beer and suasage roll too many, It was a "NO WARNING" projectile moment. I didn't stick around, made my excuses ran to bathroom and left hotel immediatly after cleaning myself up.
 
As I sit here Single, I dont actually hold out much hope of meeting anyone normal. I am 27, all the good ones are gone!
KeithJ

As a 47 year old who didn't meet the right girl until I was almost 36, take your time, relax, have a trip meeting girls and eventually the perfect girl will arrive.

Most of my friends who married early, sleep around or are divorced.

David
 
ok i went on a date and the girl had the cronic splats!!! the smell i could smell was horrendous, after making a joke about it being her!!! yes i was joking..... she finaly admitted im so sorry ive had a bad stomach all night!!!! I DID not want to drop her home!!!! That car never felt the same afterwards!!! my poor leather, im pretty certain she turtle headed!!!!!

so guys but i just had to say it!!!
 
Adamski said:
C'mon then lads.... let's talk serious worst dates? Who's taken a hit for the team? :poke:

I have :lol:
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Me too. Referenced above. Not talking about it :silence:

However, when I was at Uni I was in the University Air Squadron... We used to go on flying camp in the summer - basically 2 weeks of flying somewhere other than RAF Leuchars, and getting very, very pi55ed. On this occasion we were in Stockport... Standard chat up lines included being a dolphin trainer or a Harrier pilot. I plumped for the latter and to my complete surprise got very lucky with a very attractive girl about 3 years older than me. Invited her to the end of camp bash, then a couple of days later, now much more sober, I had to go collect her... At which point I had to confess to not being a Harrier pilot at all but actually a uni student pilot in sort of training. Embarrassing doesn't cover it, but she took it very well and came along anyway. Had a brilliant time in the mess, then retired to the barracks for some very pleasant après. She got her own back when lying in bed afterwards though - burst into tears, spent an hour bending my ear about her ex (who was REALLY a Royal Marine) then passed out. Breakfast was a bit awkward, but only for me as she couldn't remember a thing :roll:
 
Drshemming said:
As I sit here Single, I dont actually hold out much hope of meeting anyone normal. I am 27, all the good ones are gone!
KeithJ

As a 47 year old who didn't meet the right girl until I was almost 36, take your time, relax, have a trip meeting girls and eventually the perfect girl will arrive.

Most of my friends who married early, sleep around or are divorced.

David
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thats solid advice imo..... strangly this girl ive just started dating is a good 4 years older, so im 27 now shes 31!!! i can definitely see the benfits of dating the older women....... also i would be nice to be treated by the lady once in a while instead of me constantly paying.... which i dont mind but once in a while it would be nice to have a treat..... this time round im doing it very different.....
 
Don't know about worst date, but my best was chatting up 2 girls in the same nightclub, telling each girl that the other girl was my cousin :rofl:
 
Can't claim this one, but a friend came home with a girl with a broken leg, in plaster. They still managed it... Noisy buggers too. I believe the expression is "a screamer" :oops:
 
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