when dating goes.... BAD!!! LOL

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Beedub

Lifer
 Sutton Coldfield
Well last week i went on my first proper date in along time, wow...... i forgot how bizarre dating can be, its almost like your advertising yourself for sale, lol, you say the best bits when you they ask you questions and so on, how can i put it, i stepped back and looked at myself and i came to the conclusion it wasn't byron on the date, it was my representative!!!! LOOOLLL Now after things loosened up i really had a great time, i can defo see me and this lady carry things on and who knows so im pretty pleased BUT... on my date with said lady, she asked me, whats your worst date EVER...... Boy did this one cause some laughs!!!!! She's now on holiday due back this sunday so i look forward to more fun in the dating mine field..... When the contact Re my son came up i decided to just be honest and tak about the situation and i can honestly say that was probably one of the most uncomfortable conversations ive had in a long time..... All in all i forget how fun dating can be... roll on more please!!!

p.s i THINK i may have found a lady that enjoys motoring and all things petrol!! Was this HER representative saying what i yearned to hear???? well i guess we'll see !! lol....

so im asking you guys!!!! What was your worst date and why, i need full gritty details!!!
 
My date went to the bathroom in a posh London restaurant, on his exit I see him and the waiter running towards me with a tea towel with a look of horror on their faces...turns out my ponytail had touched the candle behind me as I leaned back in my chair and half my head was alight!! Needless to say dinner was on the house...
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
My date went to the bathroom in a posh London restaurant, on his exit I see him and the waiter running towards me with a tea towel with a look of horror on their faces...turns out my ponytail had touched the candle behind me as I leaned back in my chair and half my head was alight!! Needless to say dinner was on the house...
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LOOOOLLL!!!!
 
Adamski said:
Where did you find a lady into all things petrol? Do they do trade ins? Part ex?
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honestly mate was thinking??? hmmmm is this girl just saying what i want to hear..... she was really interested in my car history, she actually asked if you could passenger on the z4s next track outing...... she asked what i'd done to it ect ect after id been talking about it for way to long she'd always come back to the subject, again was this her Representative feeding me all i wanted to hear??? lol maybe but i really got the impression she was interested....... she had a mk1 focus which was a car ive always been fond of and i could really tell it was "her baby"....

she got lost at superchargers and meth injection which she commented "isnt that a drug"..... lol.....
 
Adamski said:
Not sure if this one requires a Scottish sense of humour.....

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lol.... hmm ill remember to take said can of iron bru....
 
My Mrs stops listening if I go on for more than one sentence about the car.... She is picking up the langauge though, and regularly uses word like "hooning" :thumbsup:
 
Adamski said:
My Mrs stops listening if I go on for more than one sentence about the car.... She is picking up the langauge though, and regularly uses word like "hooning" :thumbsup:
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lol thats more what ive been used to if im honest.... its become the norm and actually i like the fact that cars were always MY thing if you know what i mean, something to go away on my own, meet up with a completely different crowd of people and geek out on car facts ect ect...
 
All dates are plain awful and stressful until you actually get down to it and relax to enjoy the evening.

Its just the idea of having to go through the whole malarky again - what a complete pain.

My worst one was when I called her by the wrong namethen relising once in the bedroom that neither of us had a johnny. :headbang:

Now I just ask friends to present me nice single friends at dinners. mUch much easier to relax with your friends around. Afterwards the proper actual one to one date is far easier as you already know each other and obviously its clear there is an interest.
 
ChawenHalo said:
All dates are plain awful and stressful until you actually get down to it and relax to enjoy the evening.

Its just the idea of having to go through the whole malarky again - what a complete pain.

My worst one was when I called her by the wrong namethen relising once in the bedroom that neither of us had a johnny. :headbang:

Now I just ask friends to present me nice single friends at dinners. mUch much easier to relax with your friends around. Afterwards the proper actual one to one date is far easier as you already know each other and obviously its clear there is an interest.
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arhhhh god i actually just LOL @ this comment..... fucking hilarious!! lol....

bloody hell bro, first date and searching for a rubber!!!! jesus i must be doing something wrong!!! LOL.... yeah i agree however, now the ice is broken and weve decided we like each other this is the fun bit..... i can see however by your gigilo standards im a z lister, i didnt even try to get a kiss and if im honest had no desire to either!! I personally think its about taking your time and just having fun!!! For Me running into the bathroom for a quick fumble on a first date is just a complete no no.... Steady does it and a friendship first that eventually leads on to more is more"me".
 
I refuse to talk about my worst date(s) - my most shameful moment(s). Ever. I shudder in embarrassment just thinking about it. Worse than calling a date by the wrong name, which I have done. Worse even than having a fantastic, but very very very drunken, date and falling asleep on the job :oops:

Was this the girl you met at the hen night Beedub ?
 
Bing said:
I refuse to talk about my worst date(s) - my most shameful moment(s). Ever. I shudder in embarrassment just thinking about it. Worse than calling a date by the wrong name, which I have done. Worse even than having a fantastic, but very very very drunken, date and falling asleep on the job :oops:

Was this the girl you met at the hen night Beedub ?
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Bing you simply cant leave that at this...... you Need to give me a snippet!!! lol

Now this wasnt the hen night lady, i never got round to contacting that lady as i was too embarressed meeting in such surroundings, i actually met this particular lady in asda!!! LOL.... the lady doing the checkout was taking soooooo long we ended up talking then happened to park near each other and we carried on having a chat..... At this point i decided to dop the question and luckily i wasnt turned down!!
 
You know when a dates going to badly when he turns up in trainers :poke:
 
Where to begin on dating gone bad?

The girl who turned up and first words out her mouth were "I am tired and in a mood" and snapped at me 15 mins later.

The one I was sure she use to be on herion after hearing her clearly (Nightclubs are a good send for some people)

The one who said I was absolutely gorgeous but felt she had to be a bitch to me because she is a bitch and gorgeous guys dont like nice girls... (Aye, Nice one doll)

As I sit here Single, I dont actually hold out much hope of meeting anyone normal. I am 27, all the good ones are gone! :rofl: :rofl:
 
I think its good going on dates. My dates may disagree lol

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KeithJ said:
Where to begin on dating gone bad?

The girl who turned up and first words out her mouth were "I am tired and in a mood" and snapped at me 15 mins later.

The one I was sure she use to be on herion after hearing her clearly (Nightclubs are a good send for some people)

The one who said I was absolutely gorgeous but felt she had to be a bitch to me because she is a bitch and gorgeous guys dont like nice girls... (Aye, Nice one doll)

As I sit here Single, I dont actually hold out much hope of meeting anyone normal. I am 27, all the good ones are gone! :rofl: :rofl:
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ok.... you win.... thats some history!!! lol...... imagine your date saying to you, i am tired and in a mood!!! unbelievable.....
 
:oops: Vomited on a girl I was attempting to woo once, real "I'll get my coat moment" :oops:
 
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