What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

Poor, shoddy grammar.

People that write 'your' when they mean 'you're'. This really gripes with me.
 
Certain forum posters that portray themselves as affluent when they're not :thumbsdown:
 
Having a beautiful sunny winters blast with the roof down and the tunes on only to hit a bloody crater sized pot hole and getting a chunk eaten out of my brand new £3.6k wheels.........


E85 Z4 3.0Si
 
A17NFG said:
Having a beautiful sunny winters blast with the roof down and the tunes on only to hit a bloody crater sized pot hole and getting a chunk eaten out of my brand new £3.6k wheels.........


E85 Z4 3.0Si
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Oh sh1t .... :(
 
Coppers doing 65.
Variable speed limits (although I will admit that it was nice to peg the toasters in the heavier rain)
Middle lane hogers on sort if busy motorways. Move over wankers!
My squeaky wiper mechanism

Just a few today :)
 
GBG said:
Certain forum posters that portray themselves as affluent when they're not :thumbsdown:
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Hope thats not aimed at me!

If I have given that opinion in the past, then my posts this week have well and truly put the record straight as to just how affluent I am!
 
Affluent I am not, standard my Z is. Middle lane hoggers really boil my ......and what's more companies that automatically want to enrol you in insurance schemes and take money after the trial period without authorisation really do want a rather large rocket inserted !


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Oops rant over "chillin"
 
People who when asking for something in a shop/take away etc, say "Can I GET" instead of "Can I have" etc etc...
 
This stupid fucking woman who stalks me where I walk the dogs.

Every time, she goes out of her way to come up to me (once walked across the sodden grass) to ask if I am "John, related to Pat". This has happened at least 10 times in the past year or so.

I'm sure she is a mentalist.
 
kevinmarkwhite said:
This stupid f***ing woman who stalks me where I walk the dogs.

Every time, she goes out of her way to come up to me (once walked across the sodden grass) to ask if I am "John, related to Pat". This has happened at least 10 times in the past year or so.

I'm sure she is a mentalist.
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:rofl:
 
kevinmarkwhite said:
This stupid f***ing woman who stalks me where I walk the dogs.

Every time, she goes out of her way to come up to me (once walked across the sodden grass) to ask if I am "John, related to Pat". This has happened at least 10 times in the past year or so.

I'm sure she is a mentalist.
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She clearly fancies you; her question is an ice breaker.
 
Old people who are in front of you on the pavement who have an inbuilt radar, so when you move to the left to undertake them, they move to the left (without looking!) and then you try the right, and they move to the right!

I call them RCB's (rolling codge block!).
 
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