What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

PerryGunn

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Following on from the 'Road Rage' thread, it seemed sensible to widen this out and have a thread for people to rant about all the things that really get their goat...

I'll start off with the one I mentioned on the other thread - all the complete brain-dead arsewipes who insist on walking erratically, veering from one side of the pavement to the other because they can't take their eyes off their f*cking mobile phones for two f*cking seconds....
 
http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=48270&p=699691&hilit=Rant+Carol+m#p699691

We got a lot off our chests before. :thumbsup:
 
Chavs.

I'd like to see a bullet to the back of the head and use their remains for bio diesel. I don't know where they came from cos when I was a boy people were poor but they weren't poor and evil.

I'll also go with Perry and those toss pots who meander the pavement or cross the road diagonally (one of which I watched an old boy try and run over yesterday at boro traffic lights)

Oh, and bad manners of any type, I especially loathe bully's and enjoy nothing more than picking on them.

I say bring back dueling. It would keep everyone polite.
 
Dav the wheel nut said:
.... and drivers who cannot be bothered to thank you when you give way to them :roll:
Erm not always a bad thing judging by the amount of people I've let out and they spend more time waving thx than driving and swerve all over the place.
And if you're referring to the universal hazard flash, I can't do that in my evoque as it kills the engine :headbang:
 
Bad manners

Energy prices

Ed Milliband

People who don't use indicators
 
Any fuc#ing stickers Bingy.....shoes are top of the list and JE's on his windscreen do my fruit in!! :headbang:

I've always got a can of lighter fluid to get the friggin things off everything I buy, and I mean everything :oops:
 
W*&^%$ers on mobiles , texting at 70mph.
People who think that eating all the Haribo is ok, when i bought it.
Tossers who baserape you in Battlefield 3.

Too much to rant on. :headbang:
 
When you walking along the road or whatever and the ignorant tossers walk straight in front of you either going into or coming out of a shop causing you to stop sharp

Pricks that walk along the road smoking, blowing the fumes into my face as I walk past or behind

Bellends that wear their trousers around their fu#%ing knees

Dole bludgers that think they are "entitled" to hand outs even though they have never worked a day in their life

Ass holes that park so close in the car park that you cannot get in the car

Douche bags that change lanes in traffic without looking in their mirrors or indicating....

Black cab drivers that pull u-turns with no notice or indication (guess "the knowledge" doesn't cover road manners)

Oh and my current favourite knobs that play their distorted music out of their phones at full tinny volume or (and here's the best bit) walk along the road having conversations on speaker - they obviously want everyone to hear so I don't understand why they get the hump when I join in the conversation.

It's not been a good day folks.
 
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