What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

lux good said:
Disabled and parent & child parking spots, bollocks to 'em.
Most disabled people want to be treated like everyone else so let them roll a bit further to Tescos. :stir:
Parking spots should be sized on the value of your car, the more the car cost the bigger the space, then the fuc#ing muppets that drive a £500 car can dint each others. :crapparking:
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Yeah, why should you get to park closest to the supermarket just because you don't know how to use a condom? Anyway, with all the concern about kids getting fatter because they don't get enough exercise perhaps they should put the parent & child spaces in the farthest corner of the car park and make the little salad-dodging darlings use their legs for more than a trip to the fridge for another can of coke and a mars bar... :evil:


I can't remember who suggested that...
Supermarkets should reserve the spaces closest to the shop for people driving the most expensive cars as they're the ones likely to spend more money...

but, perhaps, instead of wheelchair symbols and buggy symbols they should mark some spaces with £ signs
 
whoa, F**k me. I hope you are kidding PerryGunn, & lux good, ?

Trying to lift a baby seat out of car in a normal space when some f**k wit has parked right on the line it impossible. If you are by yourself what are you supposed to do, leave the child by the side whilst you manouver out of the space.

I hope your comments are tongue in cheek, if not then we are really going to fall out.
 
lux good said:
Disabled and parent & child parking spots, bollocks to 'em.
Most disabled people want to be treated like everyone else so let them roll a bit further to Tescos. :stir:
Parking spots should be sized on the value of your car, the more the car cost the bigger the space, then the fuc#ing muppets that drive a £500 car can dint each others. :crapparking:
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I guess your one of those who parks in the disabled spaces eh. U have legs why not use em! :poke:
 
marypoppins said:
I guess your one of those who parks in the disabled spaces eh. U have legs why not use em! :poke:
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No I don't...ever!! :D
I park as far away from the 'fuc# wits' as possible.
 
...although I did once park in a parent & child space when popping to the cash point (and there were loads of other free spaces) and some woman gave me an absolute mouth full!! You'd thought I'd fiddled with her kids not park in their space with the abuse I got....never again!! :rofl:
 
marchantsuk said:
whoa, F**k me. I hope you are kidding PerryGunn, & lux good, ?

Trying to lift a baby seat out of car in a normal space when some f**k wit has parked right on the line it impossible. If you are by yourself what are you supposed to do, leave the child by the side whilst you manouver out of the space.

I hope your comments are tongue in cheek, if not then we are really going to fall out.
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Of course I'm joking - hence the :evil:

I've had two children of my own, two step-children and currently have two young grandchildren (one aged 4 years & one of 5 months) so I'm quite aware of the issues with getting small children in and out of cars at supermarkets - even so I've never understood why parent & child spaces have to be close to the entrance, I can see the reasons for disabled spaces being there but not parent & child, I've always though that they'd be better in an area away from other traffic with double-width spaces and lots of trolley collection/disposal points so that kids can be transferred easily from car to trolley & vice versa
 
What's that humble pie taste like Perry?? :lol:

Still think the £££ signs are a good idea though. :wink:
 
lux good said:
...although I did once park in a parent & child space when popping to the cash point (and there were loads of other free spaces) and some woman gave me an absolute mouth full!! You'd thought I'd fiddled with her kids not park in their space with the abuse I got....never again!! :rofl:
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Best bet is to go back to your car, whack the boot a couple of times and shout "never mind 'it's very dark', if you don't stop screaming you'll not get any dinner!!" and walk off... The look on her face would be priceless, although she might take a crowbar to the boot to try and free little Frogmella! :rofl:
 
lux good said:
What's that humble pie taste like Perry?? :lol:
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Sometimes it's better to defuse a situation when someone's had a SoH failure and doesn't recognise that something is intended as a joke - to be fair, I think marchantsuk is a new parent and babies tend to scramble your brain a bit for the first year or so.... evolution has a lot to answer for....


lux good said:
Still think the £££ signs are a good idea though. :wink:
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perhaps I could make some large vinyl £ signs with an adhesive that sticks to tarmac then go to the supermarket during the few hours on a Sunday that they're shut and mark up all the best spaces... (only joking :wink: )
 
sp3ctre said:
lux good said:
...although I did once park in a parent & child space when popping to the cash point (and there were loads of other free spaces) and some woman gave me an absolute mouth full!! You'd thought I'd fiddled with her kids not park in their space with the abuse I got....never again!! :rofl:
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Best bet is to go back to your car, whack the boot a couple of times and shout "never mind 'it's very dark', if you don't stop screaming you'll not get any dinner!!" and walk off... The look on her face would be priceless, although she might take a crowbar to the boot to try and free little Frogmella! :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl:
 
PerryGunn said:
lux good said:
What's that humble pie taste like Perry?? :lol:
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Sometimes it's better to defuse a situation when someone's had a SoH failure and doesn't recognise that something is intended as a joke - to be fair, I think marchantsuk is a new parent and babies tend to scramble your brain a bit for the first year or so.... evolution has a lot to answer for....


lux good said:
Still think the £££ signs are a good idea though. :wink:
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perhaps I could make some large vinyl £ signs with an adhesive that sticks to tarmac then go to the supermarket during the few hours on a Sunday that they're shut and mark up all the best spaces... (only joking :wink: )
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Maybe it's my time of month :D

I don't need a space closer to the doors of said establishment, just more of them relative to other "special parking dispensation". And when they can walk (and talk) then it's not such an issue.
 
marchantsuk said:
And my apologies for any SOH failure, I don't normally bite quite so easily :roll:
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Not a problem - if we meet, I'll buy you a beer :cheers:
 
Christmas. I bloody hate it. Bah humbug.

And on that parking space malarkey - surely if all spaces were wide enough not to dent someone else's car when getting in or out, regardless of whether or not you have a disability or children, there would be no need for special spaces in the first place?

My local Sainsbury's has just been rebuilt and the new spaces are the most generous I've seen so far. Maybe someone has seen the light!
 
original guvnor said:
Christmas. I bloody hate it. Bah humbug.

And on that parking space malarkey - surely if all spaces were wide enough not to dent someone else's car when getting in or out, regardless of whether or not you have a disability or children, there would be no need for special spaces in the first place?

My local Sainsbury's has just been rebuilt and the new spaces are the most generous I've seen so far. Maybe someone has seen the light!
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liverpool 1 has pretty good spaces, but it is 2.60p/h

tonight's boiled piss....

the chuffin lycra clad looneys who wont use the sodding dedicated cycle lane and traffic light, coupled with the w***er drivers who think that the cycle lane is for them to drive in so only 1 side of their wheels have to go over the speed bump or park in. errrr no on all counts. they should all have their tyres slashed and burnt :x for being cunts and giving straight up sensible cyclists and motorists a bad name
 
the mother and kids parking spots.... why? it's not a government rule here, I'll never park in a "Handicap" parking spot and I always park in the "Mothers with Children" spots. I had a serious dent put in my brand new truck by a woman fiddling with her kid in the backseat and we were in a huge half empty gravel lot and I was actually sitting in the truck at the time. She showed absolutely no remorse at the $300 dent (in 1998 $$) so I have absolutely no issues with parking in a kiddy spot. I do like kids, they are fun , its the parents I can't stand.

Cyclists and cycling lanes..... touchy subject here. Our road systems are congested and the city govt. took some valuable lanes and created bike only lanes.... no vote, no plebiscite, they just did it when there is already a system of bike paths away from the roads. Lots of pi**ed off people here. 1% of the traffic just cost 99% of the traffic a lane system... think of the worst day of your UK winter and make it 5 months long then get on your bike and go..... it aint happening unless you're crazy and suicidal. Ice , gravel and frostbite, really a good idea!!!
 
People who use the words F*** and C*** in public places like on public transport and in my spin class tonight, it's not like I don't swear but not so openly when older people like my parents have to listen to it :thumbsdown:
 
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