What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

lux good said:
X factor.....that and the fuc#ing senile old tw@t off Strictly makes my Saturday night in shite!!!!! :x
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Right on, just the theme music from Strictly has me reaching for the wine bottle.
 
both the millibands and that w***er clegg !!!! in it for themselves like that twat blair , cameron is the best of the bunch imo but still hopelessly out of touch with the everyday problems us normal people have to put up with while those career fucking busybodies aretotally insulated from them. one rule for us and totally different ones for them , bunch of cunts , the lot of them !!! :thumbsdown:
 
People.....

Most a c**ts unless they prove otherwise.

There is obviously a pyramid where the biggest c**nts are at the top,ie politicians,bankers,people who mistreat animals,Michael Barrymore down to the the oxygen thieves like drug addicts and granny batterers..

Most of the population dont know how lucky they are..
 
Actually, there's a few people on here that don't actually boil mine but bring it to simmering point, :D

Oh, and the clocks going back. I hate too early dark nights.

We all sound like forum Karl Pilkington's :lol:
 
teamemmenracing said:
I have to tell you I must be the luckiest bloke in the world ..... Absolutely nothing pisses me off :D

Perspective ....... Is everything .....

Its hard to get ruffled when your wife is moaning about a fecked washing machine when just days earlier some arsehole was shooting at you in the desert ......

After a lifetime of racing motorcycles, its hard to see the point of rushing on the road ..... If someone else wants
To go first .... Thats fine ....

Brain dead youth wandering out with their heads in mobile phones with no idea about whats happening all around them just make me smile ....... If just a small percentage of them got their act together, people like
Me would be out of work ......

If some arsehole is heing a dick ... And making life uncomfortable ... I move somewhere else ..... Whether its a restaurant, a house .... Whatever ... The world is big enoough

I know this is boring, but life is too short to get wound up and bent out of shape :D
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I want to be u!!!!


E85 Z4 3.0Si
 
1 - Analogies
2- my ex
3 - the so called friend that thought he'd look cool and attack me and my brother in the street pretending he didn't know me. ( some 18 years ago)
4 - family of pikies ( 3 sons and a father ) that attacked me and my 5 mates at random with knives and left us all in hospital for days. They only got 3 years for attempted murder.......


E85 Z4 3.0Si
 
Tw*ts on TV using the word "Quintessential".
In my 55 years I've never had the need to use it, or heard anyone else use that word in the real world.

Grrrrrrrrrr. :headbang:
 
Bing said:
The spider that has been living inside the top left handside of my wind screen for the last 4 weeks, happily rebuilding it's web every time I clear it off. Finally spotted & evicted it today though, so piss cooling down :thumbsup:
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I'm waiting to see a post from a spider who's 'piss in boiled' by some bloke who keeps swiping his newly made web... :D.
 
original guvnor said:
Don't you think this sort of thread is quintessentially British in nature? :D
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Ah, the quintessential 'I'm taking the piss out of your 'Boils My Piss...' post'....

Jolly good show, old chap... :wink:
 
It's a fair cop... said:
Ste said:
The Society of Black lawyers or Race for Sport or whatever they're calling themselves these days...

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+1 and the national black police association. About as politically incorrect and racist as you can get.
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Wonder what would happen if anyone started a Society for White Lawyers or a White Police Association. Can we guess????
 
Had something happen today that got the piss to the boiling point.
As I have posted elsewhere. I have sold my Zed. I have been talking and emailing (last call was Friday 25th) to Mike Abbas in Lancashire about a Caterham that he has. Told him I was going to come over and look at the car. Of course he failed to mention during any of our conversations/emails that a bloke in Australia has a hold on the Caterham till this Friday. That is until I bought plane tickets and a hire car. THEN Mr. Abbas told me of the hold and that I shouldn't make plans right now. s**t!!! Day late and a dollar short on that one. How hard can it be to communicate? I know. A rhetorical question.
 
bigdog said:
Had something happen today that got the piss to the boiling point.
As I have posted elsewhere. I have sold my Zed. I have been talking and emailing (last call was Friday 25th) to Mike Abbas in Lancashire about a Caterham that he has. Told him I was going to come over and look at the car. Of course he failed to mention during any of our conversations/emails that a bloke in Australia has a hold on the Caterham till this Friday. That is until I bought plane tickets and a hire car. THEN Mr. Abbas told me of the hold and that I shouldn't make plans right now. s**t!!! Day late and a dollar short on that one. How hard can it be to communicate? I know. A rhetorical question.
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That's complete bollocks ! :x

I hope it's not BMWZ4MC having a laugh...
 
October/November generally boils my piss, and this one has been no exception. Went on holiday to Sardinia for a much needed break, husband developed gastroenteritis on the plane and was very sick all of that week. He lost 9lbs in that time and we obviously didn't move from the hotel. He is still poorly now.
It is traditional for my birthday or the time around my birthday to be sh*t.
On my 40th I had to leave my birthday party early as I was coming down with swine 'flu.
One my 41st I was in hospital after dodgy oysters, on a drip due to severe food poisoning.
On my 42nd I was in hospital with a poorly child.
On my 43rd I was in hospital in A&E on a drip due to severe tonsilitis and my temp & heart rate not coming down.
Wonder what will happen next Tuesday ??????
 
Hadies said:
You know what they say about oysters? You can get food poisoning from it.
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Thanks for that..... Happened to me twice. Once after a fruit de mer platter in France..... I now no longer eat raw sea food.
 
Nondizzyblonde said:
On my 40th I had to leave my birthday party early as I was coming down with swine 'flu.
One my 41st I was in hospital after dodgy oysters, on a drip due to severe food poisoning.
On my 42nd I was in hospital with a poorly child.
On my 43rd I was in hospital in A&E on a drip due to severe tonsilitis and my temp & heart rate not coming down.
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And I thought you looked 18 :wink:
 
GBG said:
Nondizzyblonde said:
On my 40th I had to leave my birthday party early as I was coming down with swine 'flu.
One my 41st I was in hospital after dodgy oysters, on a drip due to severe food poisoning.
On my 42nd I was in hospital with a poorly child.
On my 43rd I was in hospital in A&E on a drip due to severe tonsilitis and my temp & heart rate not coming down.
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And I thought you looked 18 :wink:
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After all my trials and tribulations I have obviously aged quite a bit and now look more like 21 :P
 
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