What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

The ever growing army of knobjockey tosspot bollockbrained bellends who insist on replacing the headlamp bulbs in their rusty old sh1t truck corsas/novas/transits/etc. with ridiculously overbright pretend xenon bulbs that point into my eyes instead of at the road.
 
Greed.
Dishonesty.

I suppose I could go on about incompetent, corrupt, unscrupulous, lying, don't-give-a-s**t-about-anything-but-covering-their-own-asses nuclear power plant operators (believe me, I have my reasons), but I think the two above pretty much cover it.
 
original guvnor said:
Stuart Truman said:
marchantsuk said:
young white teenagers who for some reason have adopted a Jamaican accent. :?

Or wiggers, as my son calls them...

I was thinking of saying that but I decided it wasn't PC these days! That's what we used to call them 20 years ago

We're old and allowed to speak our minds, one of the few benefits I can see. When I am a pensioner all shall fear my elbows as I cut in queues and mumble about the war I didn't go to :)
 
original guvnor said:
Can I add a couple more to my list:-

People who speak in such a way that the end of the sentence is always at a higher pitch than the beginning making everything sound like a question. Usually people from Berkshire or similar. Bloody Southerners.

Spot on with that one. I really don't know where that originated but it drives me insane. :thumbsup:
 
People who don’t take responsibility for their own actions, It’s always someone else’s fault, the Councils, the Police or the Governments

People who commit crimes in other Country’s, then get half the worlds press, their family and their friends going on and on and on about how harsh the consequences are, answer is simple don’t commit the f****** crime.

People who allow their dogs to p*** all over other peoples property including car wheels, gates etc and let their dogs c*** all over the place and don’t clear it up, its disgusting

Scroungers especially the one’s who have never paid anything at all into the system and probably never will but refer to various benefits as their money

The Labour party

Oh nearly forgot the final one, Journalists on all types of news media who wildly speculate, I want to hear facts not continual speculation
 
Having a sh1t night's sleep... Though my piss kind of simmers through the whole day as a result and boils over randomly at many different things until I get to go to bed again...
 
I see a lot of stress related medical conditions in the future, then "queues at the doctors" will be on the list! :rofl:
 
markeg said:
People who tell me to "calm down" .....

You knew this was coming...

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Salt and Pepper grinders that allow huge lumps of salt and pepper to dispense irrespective of grind setting.
 
EuroCarParts :headbang: for there pisspoor customer service :o

Searched for a set of headlight bulbs on ECP webpage for X3 / OK
found Osram nightbreakers at £14-99 pair / OK
clicked to check nearest store had stock / OK
drives down to nearest store & get asked for £19-99 / NOT ok !

Knob behind the counter tell,s me i had to buy online before collecting from store if i wanted them at £14-99 / Get furkd was my reply :evil:
 
CYCLISTS who ...

a) go straight through red traffic lights, then moan 50 yards further up the road, when you pass them that you didnt give them at least 5 yards clearance.

b) who choose to cycle on the road when there's a cycle path 3 feet the other side of the verge, provided for them by tax payers.

c) try and slide up the inside of queuing traffic and take off your nearside door mirror before disappearing in to the distance.

:headbang:
 
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