What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

I have decided to rant.... I'm sorry :(

What boils my piss?

When people mention their model designation in nearly every post.... not that any "Specific" owners do it 8)

Oh, and all those posts that are "Specific" to a particular model. The things that only real "M" cars have, such as

Head units http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=53736
Seat belt pads http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=55679
Car jacks http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=55846
Different coloured wheels http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=56918
Stereo systems http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=57033
Battery chargers http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=43738
Tyres http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=57663
Headlights http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=57464

One day I might buy a car with a stereo, tyres and different coloured wheels. Until then, my ordinary zed will be just fine without those things :)
 
Adamski said:
I have decided to rant.... I'm sorry :(

What boils my piss?

When people mention their model designation in nearly every post.... not that any "Specific" owners do it 8)

Oh, and all those posts that are "Specific" to a particular model. The things that only real "M" cars have, such as

Head units http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=53736
Seat belt pads http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=55679
Car jacks http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=55846
Different coloured wheels http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=56918
Stereo systems http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=57033
Battery chargers http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=43738
Tyres http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=57663
Headlights http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=57464

One day I might buy a car with a stereo, tyres and different coloured wheels. Until then, my ordinary zed will be just fine without those things :)
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or people bangin on about the fucking unicorn :poke: :rofl: :thumbsup: but worse than that are people that overtake you on a dual carriageway with nothing ahead of you and then fucking cut in 6 feet from your front bumper and chuck gravel up at your coupe.... oh M coupe that is !!! :thumbsdown: :headbang:
 
I don't think Spectre's got enough website capacity for me to list everything that boils my piss.

A brief summary:-

1. People
2. Socialists
3. Islamists
4. Any other religion. They're all cults - get over it. You die and rot. You're brainwashed.
5. Ed Milliband - he'd like to be a socialist when he grows up.
6. Ed Balls. My brother went to school with him and he was already a w***er of large proportions then.
7. The Guardian
8. Audis
9. Communism
10. Racists
11. Homophobes
12. That whistle sound on Samsung phones when people get an email
13. Plastics - Cowell, Amanda Holden, Kardashians et al.
14. Actor luvvies lecturing us on their latest do-gooding mission
15. The United Nations
16. Nottingham Forest
 
Distracted Drivers on Cell Phones ...
I got run over by one
So its kinda personal.
 
Cyclists, especially the ones in Lycra. Most of them think that the rules of the road apply to everyone else but not them.
 
Adults who ride skate boards / anyone riding a skate board on the road even worse at night :x They don't pay road tax, have insurance. Cyclist riding on pavements. :x :x
 
Cyclist that ride parallel to each other!

Neds as we call them, especially behind the wheel.

Squeeks in the car, people cutting lanes slightly without realising! And small food portions!

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Road tax and potholes
Middle lane hoggers
Facebook addicts
Social media fairies
Anyone that pisses on the toilet seat and leaves it
Anyone with a lack of basic common sense
Bad customer service
Anal techies who do not see the wood for the trees
Ignorant people
People that don't answer questions
20% vat
Lambeth residential parking permit costs
Energy prices
O2 phone reception - it's rubbish!
People that have a lack of hygiene

That's all for now and I'm just waking up :)
 
original guvnor said:
I don't think Spectre's got enough website capacity for me to list everything that boils my piss.

A brief summary:-

1. People
2. Socialists
3. Islamists
4. Any other religion. They're all cults - get over it. You die and rot. You're brainwashed.
5. Ed Milliband - he'd like to be a socialist when he grows up.
6. Ed Balls. My brother went to school with him and he was already a w****r of large proportions then.
7. The Guardian
8. Audis
9. Communism
10. Racists
11. Homophobes
12. That whistle sound on Samsung phones when people get an email
13. Plastics - Cowell, Amanda Holden, Kardashians et al.
14. Actor luvvies lecturing us on their latest do-gooding mission
15. The United Nations
16. Nottingham Forest
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I,m offended by No8 Og :? week 4 in my 1st ever & i,m still impressed with all i see & feel :thumbsup:
 
jamiez said:
Road tax and potholes
Middle lane hoggers
Facebook addicts
Social media fairies
Anyone that pisses on the toilet seat and leaves it
Anyone with a lack of basic common sense
Bad customer service
Anal techies who do not see the wood for the trees
Ignorant people
People that don't answer questions
20% vat
Lambeth residential parking permit costs
Energy prices
O2 phone reception - it's rubbish!
People that have a lack of hygiene

That's all for now and I'm just waking up :)
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Ooohh some good ones there Jamiez! :thumbsup:

Can I add a couple more to my list:-

People who speak in such a way that the end of the sentence is always at a higher pitch than the beginning making everything sound like a question. Usually people from Berkshire or similar. Bloody Southerners.
People who say Carstle, or Parth instead of pronouncing it correctly as Castle and Path. You're not right, it's not Queens English and anyway what does she know, she's a bloody German!! :lol:
 
mr wilks said:
original guvnor said:
I don't think Spectre's got enough website capacity for me to list everything that boils my piss.

A brief summary:-

1. People
2. Socialists
3. Islamists
4. Any other religion. They're all cults - get over it. You die and rot. You're brainwashed.
5. Ed Milliband - he'd like to be a socialist when he grows up.
6. Ed Balls. My brother went to school with him and he was already a w****r of large proportions then.
7. The Guardian
8. Audis
9. Communism
10. Racists
11. Homophobes
12. That whistle sound on Samsung phones when people get an email
13. Plastics - Cowell, Amanda Holden, Kardashians et al.
14. Actor luvvies lecturing us on their latest do-gooding mission
15. The United Nations
16. Nottingham Forest
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I,m offended by No8 Og :? week 4 in my 1st ever & i,m still impressed with all i see & feel :thumbsup:
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Don't be offended MrWilks. It's mostly irrational loathing. I think it started with those stupid daytime fairy lights they started using but that brought out previously unseen loathing of the new breed of Audi company car driver who must have swopped his BMW for an Audi but kept the same antics, which in turn surfaced the fact that actually, nice interiors aside, they really aren't very good if you take pleasure of out of driving.
 
original guvnor said:
Can I add a couple more to my list:-

People who speak in such a way that the end of the sentence is always at a higher pitch than the beginning making everything sound like a question. Usually people from Berkshire or similar. Bloody Southerners.
People who say Carstle, or Parth instead of pronouncing it correctly as Castle and Path. You're not right, it's not Queens English and anyway what does she know, she's a bloody German!! :lol:
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I'm so with you there. 'There's no 'r' in castle' etc etc, I always say to them.
My son does the lilt at the end of a sentence sometimes and I tell him to stop sounding like a bloody Australian (no offence ozzies)
Also I am with you on the religion thing too.
 
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