What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

Jonny essex said:
lux good said:
Any fuc#ing stickers Bingy.....shoes are top of the list and JE's on his windscreen do my fruit in!! :headbang:

I've always got a can of lighter fluid to get the friggin things off everything I buy, and I mean everything :oops:
Theres like f***ing TWO! :lol:

Two too many Jonny, if we ever get together on a meet I'll have to get my lighter fluid out!! :lol:
 
people in general i would say but to be more specific..... racists who blame everyone for their own shortcomings, bad luck and insecurities. people who walk into the middle of the road and then mouth off expecting you to give way to them. people who dont use their indicators or indicate and then go in the other direction, people who leave their indicators flashing when they are doing 70mph on the motorway. people who dither at junctions when there is a decent chance to move out. dealing with people employed by the local council..... bunch of jobsworths. cab drivers that think they can just park anywhere on the road to make a pick up or drop off. queue dodgers etc. etc the list is endless on any given day, i get wound up by someone doing something that annoys me
 
1. People parking on the chevrons outside of school, because it is convenient for them, never mind that there is a reason they are there.....
2. 4 x 4's driven by women who want to keep their children safe, but then endanger all other children in the village by speeding through it, and parking on said chevrons.
3. My in laws... but that is another story altogether.
4. People who when they find out about me being a teacher, go on about the brilliant holidays and how teachers have an easy life. My answer - train as one then.
5. Cyclists who think that the highway code doesn't apply to them, e.g. cross red lights, cycle without lights on.
6. People who keep going on about using banker's bonuses to pay nurses and other essential workers - thus showing a singular lack of understanding regarding what pot of money actually pays for bankers and what pot of money pays for nurses.
7. Champagne socialists who keep on banging on about the evil Tory government, but are married to a Management Consultant, and move out of London to the leafy home counties as soon as the riots happen ( yes, I am thinking about a specific person ).

Right can think of loads more but am already enough of a grumpy old woman.
 
marchantsuk said:
Ed Milliband
Russell Brand

What a pair of bell ends :soapbox:

Quite like Russell - read both his Bookywooks :D

Can't stand :

WAGs

Pompous Twats

Scroungers
 
A teacher, that reminds me,

On my run this morning, as I went past the local school, the sheer number of track suit clad parents spitting, swearing every other word, smoking and generally setting a great example to the impressionable young kids.
 
The latest craze of drivers joining the motorway at 30mph. I guess it's a fuel saving idea. Should save plenty when a truck hits them!
 
A lot of the above, and people who have their rear fogs on when you can see for miles :headbang:

Sometimes think I'm being subjected to laser surgery following them.
 
Yup, had a lot of that this morning on the way into London. More wa@nkers.
 
The Scissor Sisters / Cherie Blair / Paul Mcartney / fast food outlets that take ages / cold coffee / ANYONE who rings me offering me anything & everything that i don,t fhkirn need :evil: / people who talk about wine instead of enjoying it / motorway hold ups for no apparent reason /
folks who hold up "speech marks" during conversation :x / parking as far away from another car as poss then returning to find a scabby jap car next to my P&J / paying £4 for a bottle of Peroni when i go out /
there are more but my blood pressure is rising now
 
ronk said:
+1...... particularly how he bangs on about the environment, but what he along with Bono means is that everybody else should lessen their carbon footprint, whilst they still fly about in private jets. :x
 
Pedestrians walking quickly that do a 90 degree turn straight on to a zebra crossing without breaking pace or giving the slightest clue that's what they are going to do :evil:
 
Double standards
Politicians, all of them (see point 1)
"Celebrities" who are famous for nothing more than being famous, like those vacuous bints the Kardashians
Racists of any type
Religious bigots
Bullies
 
So true about the 'celebrities' especially if they are the aforementioned WAGs - Colleen Rooney is my least favourite talent free zone.
 
Transit vans that go round islands with a dual carriageway either side in lane 2 but don't overtake the other slow stuff in lane 1.
People who speed up when you're overtaking.
People who after an overtake, speed up then pull in to lane one and pull out again before the next car and then slow down as they overtake.
People who signal right when going straight on at an island.
People who panic when they see an ambulance.
People who overtake you when you pull in for an ambulance to get by. Then stop where the ambulance can't get through.
The A15 between Lincoln and the M180.
People who have nothing better to do on a Friday night than moan.
:whistle:

Oh, and Morissey.
 
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