What really 'Boils your piss...' ?

at least she has learnt the correct way to park a z4 :)

virgin boiled my piss this week. 1. they increased the BB speed from 60 to 100Mb and hailed it as a free fantastic upgrade.. yes it would be virgin only didnt you increase the prices by £5 a nmonth?
2. one of their non English speaking fucktards rang so many times i eventually answered and when i said i didn't want their fabulous free limited time one off valued customer phone offer (6 months only then i would have to cancel) or a moble offer they had a go at me calling me crazy and stuff!!! :x
 
Yeah thanks for that Dizzy... She ain't even all that. Mind you, the coupe almost suits pink :wink:

Currently boiling my piss - the amount of large stones on the road right now that have been unearthed from pot holes of late, or perhaps washed out into the road from the central reservation of major A roads and motorways. Almost can't drive the car without one pinging off the windscreen, reckon I have picked up at least 4 or 5 chips in the screen over the last two weeks, plus one lovely one that hit the bonnet and then the screen :thumbsdown:

This evening a car in front on the A2 out of London flipped one up and it hit the driver's edge of the windscreen, bit weird as there are two small, sharp impact points rather than one big one like you normally get. Made a big bang, nearly soiled myself, and when I got home I discovered an oval crack an inch or so long, half inch wide at the edge of the screen with a 3 inch crack curving off and up towards the top in a 'I'm just going to get bigger' kind of manner. So, £75 quid and a nervous purchase to come...
 
Cyclists who have all the high vis clothing on, a cycle helmet, lights front and rear and then cycle along the FOOT path.

P.S. I do cycle myself
 
Cyclist who cycle on the road when there's a purpose built cycle path running adjacent to it for miles...
 
Our local Tesco Express/ Petrol Station where people park up next to a pump without buying fuel and then proceed to do their weekly shop while queues form out onto the road coz no one can get to the pumps. :headbang:
And I don't mean I see this occasionally......it happens the 3 or 4 times a week when I go there. :thumbsdown:
 
Living in this s--t hole country where the weather is tolerable for about three months of the year and it's utterly effing crap for the remainder,our utterly useless guardian reading ultra PC lliberal leaders who only listen to the noisy left wing minority and who flatly refuse to do what the silent majority want, ie immigrants, the EU and Islamist extremists who want impose their will on us or kill those who refuse, I could go on ,but I'll end up annoying myself :headbang: :headbang: rant over sorry folks
 
Corners of "peel the corner" packaging that immediately break, leaving a 1mm micro-flap that you desperately claw at for 5 minutes until, finally, you grab the largest knife you can find and slash wildly until your pork chops are free.
 
People on trains wearing tiny headphones and inflicting their utter shite music on the rest of the carriage. People on trains who insist on spreading and encroaching on your "land" in the adjacent seat. It's always other blokes who do it - in some strange battle for Alpha Male recognition.
 
People that pull across two spaces in busy supermarket car parks and then abandon their car without any regard for others who might need to park.

People that are happy to take a complimentary towel at the gym, only to leave it sopping wet on the benches or floor when they're done.

Pedants who ask you at work how you tackle a particular task or problem and want your advice. Only for them to talk over you as you explain and then say ' I think I'll do it in a completely different way'
 
TrickyDicky wrote
Living in this s--t hole country where the weather is tolerable for about three months of the year and it's utterly effing crap for the remainder,our utterly useless guardian reading ultra PC lliberal leaders who only listen to the noisy left wing minority and who flatly refuse to do what the silent majority want, ie immigrants, the EU and Islamist extremists who want impose their will on us or kill those who refuse, I could go on ,but I'll end up annoying myself :headbang: :headbang: rant over sorry folks
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No need to apologise for a perfectly sane and rational rant! it's only the weather that can't be changed unfortunately.
 
Number5 said:
Cyclist who cycle on the road when there's a purpose built cycle path running adjacent to it for miles...
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Cyclist who cycle...
Also pedestrians who pedes... erm, walk!
People who breathe as well (or don't)
 
Driving along a country road in a queue of traffic behind some git dawdling along at 45 mph.

I charitably think "Oh well, maybe it's an old person or a cautious driver who's just passed his test and he wants to drive safely".

Then we reach a built-up area with a 30 zone. Mr Safety doesn't slow down but continues to drive at 45 mph. He isn't cautious, he's just brain-dead.
 
MrPT said:
Corners of "peel the corner" packaging that immediately break, leaving a 1mm micro-flap that you desperately claw at for 5 minutes until, finally, you grab the largest knife you can find and slash wildly until your pork chops are free.
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+1 to that.

Also Ruislip drivers!
 
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