Warning to a Z4 Prat!

I don't get most people hogging the fast lane, if I had an obviously much faster car behind me I would move over immedietly when safe to do so. I don't get how some people just can stay there for miles when it's clear that I want to get through. Is flashing actually considered acceptable? I thought it was practically illegal.
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
I don't get most people hogging the fast lane, if I had an obviously much faster car behind me I would move over immedietly when safe to do so. I don't get how some people just can stay there for miles when it's clear that I want to get through. Is flashing actually considered acceptable? I thought it was practically illegal.
Flashing of Headlights is to let other road users know of your prescence, so No, it's not illegal.( Besides unofficially letting people out of road junctions etc.)

I think people that know the stretch of road I'm talking about, would agree that even going over the speed limit there you're asking for trouble.But to bring attention to yourself by twattish driving, you're doing yourself no favours.
 
I ran up the hogs back once as part of an organised race. Never again. 11 hilly miles in freezing December on icy roads with traffic zipping past.

Agree it's a dangerous road but because it's a dual carriageway people try to do 70 or 80.
 
I spend a fair amount of time on the french autoroutes & over 15 years have studied & learnt the art 8)
They very rarely hog the outside lane , this is purely for pulling into to pass then pull back in (it does work & for the most part keeps traffic flow at optimum speed)
They never as in NEVER flash you out ! Pull out into the fast lane with traffic approaching at your peril
If you do want to pass the car in front then position yourself approx 300/400 mm from target vehicle with indicator active :oops:
Drive a black Audi,VW,BMW or Mercedes for optimum effect , ,
or if possible any Porsche :wink: for some reason this renders them courteous & the roads are yours :thumbsup:
 
I often do the M1 london to derby and back.

I personally find the closer to london the worst the lane hoggers.

The trend also seems to sit one lane in from the right.... So as the M1 opens to 4 lanes they are in lane 3 with 2 empty inside lanes :headbang;

Strange thing is though if i flash them in the Z they move over.. When in the 1er they stay there/ speed up, generally are prats about it.




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It is the bigger sin to hog the "over taking lane" whilst not over taking.

There will always be the sanctimonious few who have their cruise controls set to 70 who believe nobody has the right to go past.

Undertaking is fine unless the person being undertaken doesn't know how to use their wing mirrors.
Which is very likely!
 
mr wilks said:
I spend a fair amount of time on the french autoroutes & over 15 years have studied & learnt the art 8)
They very rarely hog the outside lane , this is purely for pulling into to pass then pull back in (it does work & for the most part keeps traffic flow at optimum speed)
They never as in NEVER flash you out ! Pull out into the fast lane with traffic approaching at your peril
If you do want to pass the car in front then position yourself approx 300/400 mm from target vehicle with indicator active :oops:
Drive a black Audi,VW,BMW or Mercedes for optimum effect , ,
or if possible any Porsche :wink: for some reason this renders them courteous & the roads are yours :thumbsup:

I noticed the indicator always on whilst driving in france
 
Like many on here I keep my max speed to a GPS indicated 78 (speedo between 80 and 85). On almost any motorway or dual carriageway this is going to leave you unable to use lane 1 as its full of speed restricted HGVs and other commercial vehicles where some desk jockey has decided to fit speed limiters to his fleet as it saves him £1/decade in fuel. I'll be passing this rolling roadblock with nowhere to go and yet some twunt will always position themselves 30cm from my back bumper and flash.

Road craft says if you're going to have to change lanes again within 20 seconds stay put and don't change lanes if you'll cause someone else to brake.
 
Just as an aside - if you have runflats, the first lane is usually a horrendous place to be!
 
Stuart Truman said:
Like many on here I keep my max speed to a GPS indicated 78 (speedo between 80 and 85). On almost any motorway or dual carriageway this is going to leave you unable to use lane 1 as its full of speed restricted HGVs and other commercial vehicles where some desk jockey has decided to fit speed limiters to his fleet as it saves him £1/decade in fuel. I'll be passing this rolling roadblock with nowhere to go and yet some twunt will always position themselves 30cm from my back bumper and flash.

Road craft says if you're going to have to change lanes again within 20 seconds stay put and don't change lanes if you'll cause someone else to brake.

hahhaa - i think that rule has 2 dependencies, #1 whats in front of me; if there is nothing in front of me and someone is travelling faster, im happy to pull over to let them past as long as ; #2 I dont have to brake in so doing - its really irritating i you move over and then mr speedy behind me crawls past so slowly that i have to brake to let him past before i can get past the guy in lane 2

if im in a line of traffic doing 80 - and the middle lane is busy too - Im not keen on keen on moving over
 
Very interesting thread - this is why our licence test should include motorway tuition.

There is no such thing as a fast lane or slow lane - the speed limit is the same regardless of what lane you are in.

I have no quarms sitting in lane 1 on cruise control doing 70mph 'undertaking' cars that are sitting for no reason in the middle lane. If I do get pulled over, I am going to ask why they didn't pull the undertaken car for undue care and attention?
 
oli445 said:
Very interesting thread - this is why our licence test should include motorway tuition.

There is no such thing as a fast lane or slow lane - the speed limit is the same regardless of what lane you are in.

I have no quarms sitting in lane 1 on cruise control doing 70mph 'undertaking' cars that are sitting for no reason in the middle lane. If I do get pulled over, I am going to ask why they didn't pull the undertaken car for undue care and attention?

All good points. I totally think you should have to be taught as standard how to drive on motorway as part of learning for test. My first job at 21 was as a sales rep driving all over the place, at interview they asked me if I was a confident motorway driver. Of course I said yes even though actually never driven on it. Got the job then panicked and made my brother go out in the car with me a few times on motorway.
 
Stuart Truman said:
Like many on here I keep my max speed to a GPS indicated 78 (speedo between 80 and 85). On almost any motorway or dual carriageway this is going to leave you unable to use lane 1 as its full of speed restricted HGVs and other commercial vehicles where some desk jockey has decided to fit speed limiters to his fleet as it saves him £1/decade in fuel. I'll be passing this rolling roadblock with nowhere to go and yet some twunt will always position themselves 30cm from my back bumper and flash.

Road craft says if you're going to have to change lanes again within 20 seconds stay put and don't change lanes if you'll cause someone else to brake.

I dont see the relevance to undertaking here, as it cant happen with a rolling roadblock in the way, Just why would they flash for you to move over if a lorry is there?....., unless, you are using the above as an excuse to hog the middle lane afterwards!!.
There are already too many excuses used for lane hogging, whilst people who undertake have only one.. "lane hoggers".
Lane hogging is why so many motorways are opening up the hard shoulder, because of the congestion it causes, with a couple of lorries in the inside lane and the two outer lanes snarled up, and the so called 'fast lane' having a queue of traffic trying to get past lane hoggers.
When the hard shoulder is opened the middle lane hoggers only move to the inside lane (if at all), leaving me to go down the hard shoulder unhindered.
then they get annoyed ...:fuelfire:
 
I find it rather amusing that people justify an illegal undertake ( which we are talking about at speed not in a traffic queue) because someone hogs the middle lane and the Highway Code recommends they move to the left.

It's a bit like saying its ok to burgle someone's house because didn't follow advice and they left the front door unlocked....

Do what you will, but drive safely and don't try to claim its legal or better...

Yes before asked - I flash people, I've done lane 1-3-1 and undertaken as hoggers annoy and agitate me doing it. Also been pulled for it by an off duty cop in a slow Corsa for undertaking him. Stern warning received about the dangers. I do some stupid things on the road, less as I get older and value my car and life more and more...
 
oli445 said:
I have no quarms sitting in lane 1 on cruise control doing 70mph 'undertaking' cars that are sitting for no reason in the middle lane. If I do get pulled over, I am going to ask why they didn't pull the undertaken car for undue care and attention?

Yep that will definitely get you off to a good start with the boys in blue. They will apologise and thank you for pointing out the error of their ways before wishing you a safe onward journey and letting you go without any further delay.

Why not also ask if their heads are the same shape as their hats? I've heard that one cracks them up too (especially the Bobbys). :rofl:
 
GreyZed said:
oli445 said:
I have no quarms sitting in lane 1 on cruise control doing 70mph 'undertaking' cars that are sitting for no reason in the middle lane. If I do get pulled over, I am going to ask why they didn't pull the undertaken car for undue care and attention?

Yep that will definitely get you off to a good start with the boys in blue. They will apologise and thank you for pointing out the error of their ways before wishing you a safe onward journey and letting you go without any further delay.

Why not also ask if their heads are the same shape as their hats? I've heard that one cracks them up too (especially the Bobbys). :rofl:

So you suggest 4 lane changes instead? Do you like the middle lane???

I take your point about the police though - I would probably be polite and apologetic, it has served me well in the past
 
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