This car needs crushing!!!!!

In no real order (but the Cayenne would be top)

Audi Q7 (how big...?)
Any car badged WAY beyond it's performance (AMG, M, etc on 2.0 diesels. why?)
Chrysler 300C
Ford Scorpio
PT Cruiser
Chrysler Crossfire (this was a travesty)
Renault Aventine (What were they thinking?)
Audi A4 \ A6 \ A7 \ A8 (please Audi, enough with the photocopy enlarge \ reduce designs)
Porsche Cayenne
BMW X6 (Truly the answer to a question no one has asked)
BL Maestro \ Montego
 
Any car with estate agent branding on it (e.g. Mini Coopers driven by Foxtons reps). crush them, preferably with the reps still inside the car...

Any minicab that decides red lights on traffic signals don't apply to them.

Any car that stays in the middle lane of a motorway going past nothing other than a perfectly usable left lane for more than 3 minutes.

Any car whose driver decided hanging all their worldly possessions from the rear view mirror was a great idea (CDs, Magic Trees)

The BMW 5 Series GT - just as pointless as the X6, only uglier.
 
I'm in the crushing Audi camp too :thumbsup:

Something just evil about the way their enormous bbq grills and stupid strobe lights are multiplying over all our roads like rabbits. Who ever thought they looked good........... :fuelfire:

Every big 4x4 that is luxurious and has no off roading ability at all. If you want a 4x4 buy a Land Rover, not some posh gas guzzler with lovely carpets, alcantara and "dual climate control" :headbang:

I'm on a roll now.

Imprezzas and those mitsubishi equivalents. Horrible, just horrible especially with all the rally stickers on.
Fiat Multipla - wrong on so many levels
Every Chrysler - apart from the Crossfire (I have a guilty love of those :oops: T1berious, we'll have to agree to differ, even though I know they have no redeeming features, I can't seem to dislike them :D )
VW Fox - who thought of that and how bored were they?
All swedish cars. They should stick to what they do best over there :oops:
Mini MPVs. I'm in the "My other car is a Ford Galaxy" gang, but we need it with the hundreds of children we have. Mini MPVs are a waste of time. Just get an estate car.

I'm going to stop now, as I can see the rest of my afternoon being spent on this and I'll end up looking like I hate most cars!
 
Breaker said:
People who buy performance cars then drive them like a Ford Fiesta!! Money over ability!! :P
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Hey, leave me out of this :poke: :cry: the ability is there but not when I'm driving my own performance car, Dealer car track/drive days are another thing :driving:
 
1) Mini C**tryman. WTF. :headbang:
2) Any large luxury 4x4 with "sporting pretensions" that give it off-road abilities akin to a z4 on 20" rims. Why anyone would buy one is totally beyond me.
2) Nissan Scrotum (Note), by far the most hateful car I have ever driven along with it's equally annoying sibling the Micra.
 
All Z4 roadsters......that were accidentally fitted with metal roofs by the factory work experience kid! :fuelfire:
 
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