This car needs crushing!!!!!
- Thread starter Hunter
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south yorkshire
not the xr2 tho- surly a classic!
My list:
Audi TT - most of them are driven by ugly Ed-hardy baseball cap wearing douchebags which think that they are awesome but instead are a joke
Matiz - super ugly, they slow down permanently all trafic, i see them being overtaken by huge trucks all the time
Multipla - extremly ugly and cheap
Prius - Its gay to sacrefice power for ecology and be happy about it
any car which has Dotz Hanzo wheels
any car wich has a 5" or up exhaust diameter and makes noises similar to a donkey farting into a saxophone
PT Cruiser - good for batmans homo boyfriend IMHO
Those 2 fag-like brother cars from Transformers 2
and finally the Skoda Octavia, probably the most common car here in CR, usually comes in 1,9Tdi. The drivers are usually idiots thinking that all the diesel torque makes up for horespower. When going downhill on a highway they flash their lights at you because thats the only opportunity theylll ever get to overtake you, one you go uphill the situation changes drastically however they are too dumb and proud to move over and let you pass.
Audi TT - most of them are driven by ugly Ed-hardy baseball cap wearing douchebags which think that they are awesome but instead are a joke
Matiz - super ugly, they slow down permanently all trafic, i see them being overtaken by huge trucks all the time
Multipla - extremly ugly and cheap
Prius - Its gay to sacrefice power for ecology and be happy about it
any car which has Dotz Hanzo wheels
any car wich has a 5" or up exhaust diameter and makes noises similar to a donkey farting into a saxophone
PT Cruiser - good for batmans homo boyfriend IMHO
Those 2 fag-like brother cars from Transformers 2
and finally the Skoda Octavia, probably the most common car here in CR, usually comes in 1,9Tdi. The drivers are usually idiots thinking that all the diesel torque makes up for horespower. When going downhill on a highway they flash their lights at you because thats the only opportunity theylll ever get to overtake you, one you go uphill the situation changes drastically however they are too dumb and proud to move over and let you pass.
Hunter said:Most things American?
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it's like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It's not exactly the same, but it's real close.
- Mike Nash
Don't throw stone from a glass house....
Mikenmass said:Hunter said:Most things American?
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it's like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It's not exactly the same, but it's real close.
- Mike Nash
Don't throw stone from a glass house....
Love that , so funny.
Its mostly true apart from you forgot to mention the heritage ,the stunning performance, the handling ( not that the USA knows ANYTHING about that ) the style ..oh and having a jolly good stiff upper lip!!!! :wink: 
Hunter said:Mikenmass said:Hunter said:Most things American?
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it's like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It's not exactly the same, but it's real close.
- Mike Nash
Don't throw stone from a glass house....
Love that , so funny.
nice way to sum it up hunter! prius all the way - I hate them driving along the motorways looking smug, thinking they are saving the world.
Don't think so - if you are doing 65 you are in an under powered bit of tat lugging half a ton of lead acid batteries around unnecessarily......
Keep the 147 out though - it's not rubbish, its just characterful.....
Don't think so - if you are doing 65 you are in an under powered bit of tat lugging half a ton of lead acid batteries around unnecessarily......
Keep the 147 out though - it's not rubbish, its just characterful.....
Ok guys I am going to have to defend the PT Cruiser. My wife has one and loves it. Most of you folks are young. Many must be single or have no friends that want to ride with you other than maybe one other passenger. Most must not need to go to the grocery store and get more than a day or two worth of groceries. You probably would not even be allowed to go into a Costco parking lot. I am not sure they have them on the other side of the pond.
The PT is a retro car. You know what that is? You probably never rode around in your grandfather’s 36 Ford but I did. Many of us old farts in the US have. For their day they were fast and considered cool. You could get any color you wanted as long as it was black. The PT Cruiser was developed to look similar and appeal to the baby boomers who like me, remember cars that looked like that. They were extremely popular over here and there are clubs and groups promoting them and are still very active.
The PT is heavy, and slow, but makes up for that with it’s awful handling. :lol: But try putting 10 bags of fertilizer and two sheets of plywood in your Zed. Try putting your kids in the back seat of your Zed. Try pulling your camping trailer behind your Zed.
I love my Zed but I am not about to bash or crush my wife’s PT Cruiser.
As far as English cars, have any of you had an MG? :evil: I have and let me tell you if I were the engineer who designed it, I would hide my head in shame. What a piece of crap. :thumbsdown: How about the great French cars???? How about a Fix it again Tony (Fiat)? Seems to me that other than cars from Germany, Korea, or Japan all are having problems these days.
I am not sure they have them on the other side of the pond. The PT is a retro car. You know what that is? You probably never rode around in your grandfather’s 36 Ford but I did. Many of us old farts in the US have. For their day they were fast and considered cool. You could get any color you wanted as long as it was black. The PT Cruiser was developed to look similar and appeal to the baby boomers who like me, remember cars that looked like that. They were extremely popular over here and there are clubs and groups promoting them and are still very active.
The PT is heavy, and slow, but makes up for that with it’s awful handling. :lol: But try putting 10 bags of fertilizer and two sheets of plywood in your Zed. Try putting your kids in the back seat of your Zed. Try pulling your camping trailer behind your Zed.
I love my Zed but I am not about to bash or crush my wife’s PT Cruiser.
As far as English cars, have any of you had an MG? :evil: I have and let me tell you if I were the engineer who designed it, I would hide my head in shame. What a piece of crap. :thumbsdown: How about the great French cars???? How about a Fix it again Tony (Fiat)? Seems to me that other than cars from Germany, Korea, or Japan all are having problems these days.
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