There's a bat in my loft.

Bats are wonderful. Amazing little critters. They eat tons of mosquitoes and other bugs. They do not attack people. Those vampire movies are not documentaries. They are fiction.

And how did you get such a good picture of Yoda?
 
bigdog said:
Bats are wonderful. Amazing little critters. They eat tons of mosquitoes and other bugs. They do not attack people. Those vampire movies are not documentaries. They are fiction.

And how did you get such a good picture of Yoda?

Ah, but that's where you are wrong. I watched a programme on telly about vampire bats and they were going in people's houses and biting sleeping babies and feeding on them. :o :o :cry: :cry:
 
Carol M said:
bigdog said:
Bats are wonderful. Amazing little critters. They eat tons of mosquitoes and other bugs. They do not attack people. Those vampire movies are not documentaries. They are fiction.

And how did you get such a good picture of Yoda?

Ah, but that's where you are wrong. I watched a programme on telly about vampire bats and they were going in people's houses and biting sleeping babies and feeding on them. :o :o :cry: :cry:
And the three species of Vampire bats are indigenous to Mexico and into South America. They do not live in England. It's just to cold. Bats are very beneficial.
 
I've had a bat in my home as well. Tip: they do not like loud noise... So I put on my stereo at full capacity, you should have seen how fast it was going, lol. It started to fly back and forth in my living room. So I started to think the music wasn't such a good idea. My wife's voice was louder than the stereo though. We opened the front door and I took 2 tennis rackets. Each time it was flying away from the door, I held the racket up, assuming he would notice with his sonar stuff. Luckily he did, and flew right out the door... :-)
 
Only women could turn this thread into a 'which man would I prefer to ......" :P

You would never catch us men folk doing something like that :?
 
marchantsuk said:
Only women could turn this thread into a 'which man would I prefer to ......" :P

You would never catch us men folk doing something like that :?

:lol:

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