Todays morons include:
1) guys doing bicep curls 0.0000001mm in front of the dumbbell rack so I can't get to the gear I need whilst you stroke your stupid-assed ego in the mirror. And yes, some of us do occasionally use those really big weights you're standing in front of. I know, who knew huh? F*cktard.
2) Guys that leave their stuff ALL OVER the gym. Yes, I'm looking at you Mr I-need-a-bench-for-my-oh-so-important-pre-workout-drink, another-bench-for-my-phone, and another-bench-for-my-utterly-disgusting-"has-it's-own-ecosystem"-sweatshirt. T*sspot.
3) drivers who think that just because the car in front managed to squeeze out of the side exit, it's okay for them to follow without even looking. (Clue: no it isn't okay, learn to judge speed and distance you clowns or get off the damned road where that kind of skill is actually quite important)
4) Tourists. F*cking tourists. Living near the coast is actually quite pleasant most of the time. Except when you're around, even in atrocious weather, towing your dumbass tin-boxes of doom around at 0.001 mph. Seriously, did you not hear about Storm Abigail. The rain is falling horizontally and you're still heading for the coast with a caravan? What. The. Actual. F**k?
There, I feel much better now
1) guys doing bicep curls 0.0000001mm in front of the dumbbell rack so I can't get to the gear I need whilst you stroke your stupid-assed ego in the mirror. And yes, some of us do occasionally use those really big weights you're standing in front of. I know, who knew huh? F*cktard.
2) Guys that leave their stuff ALL OVER the gym. Yes, I'm looking at you Mr I-need-a-bench-for-my-oh-so-important-pre-workout-drink, another-bench-for-my-phone, and another-bench-for-my-utterly-disgusting-"has-it's-own-ecosystem"-sweatshirt. T*sspot.
3) drivers who think that just because the car in front managed to squeeze out of the side exit, it's okay for them to follow without even looking. (Clue: no it isn't okay, learn to judge speed and distance you clowns or get off the damned road where that kind of skill is actually quite important)
4) Tourists. F*cking tourists. Living near the coast is actually quite pleasant most of the time. Except when you're around, even in atrocious weather, towing your dumbass tin-boxes of doom around at 0.001 mph. Seriously, did you not hear about Storm Abigail. The rain is falling horizontally and you're still heading for the coast with a caravan? What. The. Actual. F**k?
There, I feel much better now
By the seaside...
