The official let off steam thread

Clueless 'lane weavers' who spend all of 8 seconds in a lane before deciding that another lane must be a better bet for getting to their destination sooner. Of course after risking their own and everyone else's lives threading the eye of the needle back and forth between lanes, they usually end up about one car length in front (or behind) by the end of their journey. Funny thing is, I really don't think they even realise it. (Hello bell end, yes it's me, the same car you passed twenty minutes ago, sitting in front of you now :withstupid: )
 
When you're in lane 1 on a dual carriageway & there's a queue of traffic in lane 2, why in gods name do people insist on driving perfectly in your off-side blindspot with about half a bonnet overlap?
 
john-e89 said:
Getting all geared up for heart test results at last, going into town to hospital to be told they've got the wrong date, the cardiologist is on hols and they'll make another appt' in a few weeks time. FFS!!!!! :headbang: :headbang:

Useless Chuffs. :x

Hopefully John if they're not in a rush to give you your results means not too serious. Fingers crossed.
 
Booking Powerflush Wizard to come to your home, taking a day off work, getting up at 6am to move furniture and put plastic sheeting over carpets and they don't turn up :x

Tim.
 
LimpMisfit said:
This is to the number of drivers I saw this morning that think that only DLR's are needed in thick fog - NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, YOU UTTER ARSE-CLOWNS!!!!!!! :headbang: :x

I don't disagree with you, but your statement is an oxymoron "how did you know they only had DLR's on if you couldn't see them" :D
 
sars said:
LimpMisfit said:
This is to the number of drivers I saw this morning that think that only DLR's are needed in thick fog - NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, YOU UTTER ARSE-CLOWNS!!!!!!! :headbang: :x

I don't disagree with you, but your statement is an oxymoron "how did you know they only had DLR's on if you couldn't see them" :D
DRL !!!!!!!!!

:D

The only thing worse than TLAs is incorrect TLAs :headbang:

But agree about incorrect use of fog lights - My number 1 hate thing on the roads !
 
BTW apologies for not keeping to my original thoughts about trying to help everyone in this thread - it's turned into a bigger job than I anticipated - You're all fruit cakes under that nicey nice veneer :D
 
Jasey said:
BTW apologies for not keeping to my original thoughts about trying to help everyone in this thread - it's turned into a bigger job than I anticipated - You're all fruit cakes under that nicey nice veneer :D

You're not gonna win therapist of the year Jasey :thumbsdown: :P
 
Jasey said:
sars said:
LimpMisfit said:
This is to the number of drivers I saw this morning that think that only DLR's are needed in thick fog - NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, YOU UTTER ARSE-CLOWNS!!!!!!! :headbang: :x

I don't disagree with you, but your statement is an oxymoron "how did you know they only had DLR's on if you couldn't see them" :D
DRL !!!!!!!!!

:D

The only thing worse than TLAs is incorrect TLAs :headbang:

But agree about incorrect use of fog lights - My number 1 hate thing on the roads !

Good catch, you should be a poof reader :D
 
sars said:
Jasey said:
sars said:
I don't disagree with you, but your statement is an oxymoron "how did you know they only had DLR's on if you couldn't see them" :D
DRL !!!!!!!!!

:D

The only thing worse than TLAs is incorrect TLAs :headbang:

But agree about incorrect use of fog lights - My number 1 hate thing on the roads !

Good catch, you should be a poof reader :D
POOF Reader - :rofl: :rofl:
 
All those years you spent getting annoyed at your poor old mum and grandma for the 500 million plastic bags they keep in the broom cupboard.

Well at 5p per bag now how stoooopid do you feel now eh clever clogs... :headbang:
 
john-e89 said:
All those years you spent getting annoyed at your poor old mum and grandma for the 500 million plastic bags they keep in the broom cupboard.

Well at 5p per bag now how stoooopid do you feel now eh clever clogs... :headbang:
I figured that was purely an american/Mexican thing... :rofl:
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sars said:
LimpMisfit said:
This is to the number of drivers I saw this morning that think that only DLR's are needed in thick fog - NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, YOU UTTER ARSE-CLOWNS!!!!!!! :headbang: :x

I don't disagree with you, but your statement is an oxymoron "how did you know they only had DLR's on if you couldn't see them" :D
idiots who say "no one can see you" when riding a recumbent... especially when they go ape with the retort "having a nice conversation with your self?" :rofl:
 
Grumpyowl said:
john-e89 said:
Getting all geared up for heart test results at last, going into town to hospital to be told they've got the wrong date, the cardiologist is on hols and they'll make another appt' in a few weeks time. FFS!!!!! :headbang: :headbang:

Useless Chuffs. :x

Hopefully John if they're not in a rush to give you your results means not too serious. Fingers crossed.

Cheers Jim, :thumbsup:
 
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