The official let off steam thread

[Disca]

Does anyone else have a partner who has a habit of treading in some variety of s**t and then combining it with your floor mats...

 

[Disca]

Also forums with a profanity filter :thumbsdown:

s**t f**k wank

 

[Jasey]

Also forums with a profanity filter :thumbsdown:

s**t f**k w**k

Don't go on hot UK deals. I posted up about audi Bellend drivers and it automatically went to moderation before being posted. Needless to say it never turned up :evil:

 

[Jasey]

Birds that crap on your car 10 minutes after you've cleaned it! What's all that about? Blinded by the shine and s**t themselves or vindictive bastards with bomb aiming skills to rival the fecking dambusters?

Could be worse you could live in Aberdeen where the local s**t hawks (seagulls) are the size of small dogs ant their shite is like caustic soda :x

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Does anyone else have a partner who has a habit of treading in some variety of s**t and then combining it with your floor mats...

I said sorry!!!

 

[Taz]

Does anyone else have a partner who has a habit of treading in some variety of s**t and then combining it with your floor mats...

I said sorry!!!

somebodys in the sh*t lol

 

[mr wilks]

Does anyone else have a partner who has a habit of treading in some variety of s**t and then combining it with your floor mats...

I said sorry!!!

somebodys in the sh*t lol

oooooh dear first test for Jasey's marital harmony skills

 

[Jasey]

I said sorry!!!

somebodys in the sh*t lol

oooooh dear first test for Jasey's marital harmony skills

I'll have to get back to them after the wedding I think. Probably safest

 

[pvr]

Ah, again before Christmas then

 

[sw4nny]

Fooking b4astard roof motors

 

[domsz4]

Does anyone else have a partner who has a habit of treading in some variety of s**t and then combining it with your floor mats...

mine wont even get in the sodding car!

 

[Bing]

South Africans, Kiwis and Australians. Wankers. Possibly, but not definitively, only those associated with yesterday's match.

 

[Jasey]

South Africans, Kiwis and Australians. w*****s. Possibly, but not definitively, only those associated with yesterday's match.

The Australian head coach has been particularly dick heady - The captain has been slightly more diplomatic (for a cheating convict).

 

[Bing]

Yeah - the coach was smug and hiding behind the ref's decision after the game. The Australians did one thing well though - that was a great impression of a football team when they called Joubert for that non-penalty. Big bunch of girls - confirmed.

 

[jakblade]

AAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!.................Teenage daughters................

Nuff said..................

 

[stuartC]

Feckin' Tractors

I see it's thorn bush trimming season, or more accurately, "spread vast quantities of thorns across roads and cycle paths season".

It's been 55 years since we landed on the chuffing moon, so it can't be beyond the wit of man to devise a contraption that sweeps up thorn bush cuttings or perhaps makes less of a tw*tting mess in the first place.

And don't get me started on those that refuse to pull over when half the county is stuck behind them....

FFS

 

[Carol M]

Why do people call their car a 'toy'?
Really bloody annoying.

 

[markeg]

Why do people call their car a 'toy'?
Really bloody annoying.

So, would it be rude to ask what you count as a 'toy' Carol ?

 

[markeg]

Turkish Immigration - how freaking slow to check a passport on a scanner?? 1 hour wait in the "Fast Track" queue, would have been apoplectic in the "normal" queue...

Istanbul traffic. Over 2 hours to travel 30 km, and it wasn't even rush hour....

 

[pvr]

I always take the late night to avoid that issue at Ataturk airport. At least the payment of Euros is easier for me than the old Dutch guilders I had to find when paying for the visa.