The official let off steam thread

[sars]

That's very funny Taz

 

[Taz]

That's very funny Taz

and so true lol

 

[Jasey]

Well this thread has certainly kicked off well!

Nobody has gone off in a huff




Yet

 

[RickRob]

BT - we lose our phone and broadband last Thursday and service was only restored yesterday. Aaaaggghhh

 

[RickRob]

Oh and they offered us compensation to the massive extent of...............£1.33

Off to book a world cruise on the proceeds.

 

[Jasey]

Anyone watching Question time - WTF is that cnut going on about when asked if we should stay in Europe !

 

[Bing]

We have two brains - bigbrain and weebrain... We may not be a let to multi-task, but we are excellent at prioritisation and emotional clarity. Women probably have two as well, but they are all messed up in the same body cavity, and that has broken them. Just IMO of course

Is bigbrain the one between your legs

.....on a serious note, is everything alright with Mrs Bing

Rather unusually, I actually have two big brains

Everything's fine, I was just letting off some steam that's been building for, oh, about 16 years :lol:

 

[original guvnor]

Oh and they offered us compensation to the massive extent of...............£1.33

Off to book a world cruise on the proceeds.

You could book a return SNCF trip from Calais to Nice with that. Just tell them you're from Damascus.

 

[jakblade]

Women's brains. Fcuked up. That is all.

Hey at least we can use more of our brain than blokes, ergo multi-tasking, and no, looking at pictures in a magazine whilst sitting on the loo isn't multi-tasking

this sums it up

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Nice one Taz........I'm now in a good mood for going to work this morning....in fact I'm still smiling now............The guys at work are not going to know what to do this morning, they all normally avoid eye contact until my first coffee of the work day... :evil:
This is going to be fun.........

 

[jimbo1958]

Snakes..................I hate the f*ckers.
Small, Large,Venomous,Non Venomous, I don't discriminate. I loathe every last one of the slithering f*cks.

 

[Jasey]

Snakes..................I hate the f*ckers.
Small, Large,Venomous,Non Venomous, I don't discriminate. I loathe every last one of the slithering f*cks.

My money's on the mongooses

 

[slick]

Riki Tiki Tava always wins

 

[Marlon]

Parents waiting to cross a busy road holding a pushchair with their hapless child hanging out into the street. It’s like their personal safety doesn’t extend past the end of their own arms – whereas little Johnny is sitting there with cars whooshing past the end of his nose. And then when there’s a small gap in the traffic who gets thrust into the busy road first – little Johnny

 

[markeg]

People in airports who cannot steer their luggage, change direction or stop randomly, walk across you, walk in groups across a narrow walkway..... And numb nuts who think cabin-sized cases means something that could contain a dozen bodies! If it doesn't fit down the aisle, and you cannot lift it, check it in!

Oh and people that travel on planes when they are infectious. Freaking Typhoid Marys the lot of them, coughing and sneezing when I'm stuck for hours in a metal tube containing smells that belong in a sewer. And taxi drivers that smoke in their cabs, and then spray deodorant because they have crappy personal hygiene and windows that won't wind down in the back. And currency that smells like crap. Shitty (literally) water that flows out of showers...

Looking forward to travelling back there next week!

 

[pvr]

That is called Economy class syndrome Mark

 

[AndyBeech]

all us white vanners who have already had the sense & courtesy

There's nothing right with that quote in my experience

Every white van I've ever known cuts lanes like they own the road, sits inches from your bumper and generally bully their way through traffic presumably because they drive higher up than their usually daily ride
In short they generally drive like cnuts, that's my rant Maybe it's a southern thing

Stereotyping ,blinkered & bigoted b0ll0x ! typical southerner

Of course! All BMW drivers are inconsiderate tossers as well.....and I'm proud to be one of them

 

[domsz4]

those arseholes in the transit vans on the m6 before. need to crash off the thelwall viaduct and die

 

[pvr]

I trust that was a white van

 

[buzyg]

First time I've looked in on this thread. Got to say it's hilarious reading some of these posts. Cracking idea.

 

[mr wilks]

Van hating ba$tards
Country would be fooked without em