The official let off steam thread

[pvr]

Oh and while in getting going the idiots who post weak

Been drinking dom? What is that supposed to mean :lol:

 

[obewan]

When in a super market queue and the person on the till says to the person in front of you, '£18.47 please'
The shopper (normally female if I'm honest) then continues to pack her shopping away, before eventually scratching around in the bottom her purse saying
'oh I think I've got that exactly'

'Just give them the bloody £20 note you keep moving trying to find the change'

Great thread - feel better already

 

[Jasey]

It also seems to be self maintaining - Haven't felt the need to advise anyone in the last page or so

 

[Bing]

Women's brains. Fcuked up. That is all.

 

[pvr]

Let it out Bing, we are all here to help (and get the gory details of course :icb:

 

[domsz4]

Oh and while in getting going the idiots who post weak

Been drinking dom? What is that supposed to mean :lol:

doh meant to delete that bit before i got too ranty.

 

[sars]

Women's brains. Fcuked up. That is all.

Hey at least we can use more of our brain than blokes, ergo multi-tasking, and no, looking at pictures in a magazine whilst sitting on the loo isn't multi-tasking

 

[Bing]

We have two brains - bigbrain and weebrain... We may not be a let to multi-task, but we are excellent at prioritisation and emotional clarity. Women probably have two as well, but they are all messed up in the same body cavity, and that has broken them. Just IMO of course

 

[domsz4]

i read the forum on my phone whilst on the loo does that count as multitasking?

also when driving I judge people and often vocalise and/or give them signals to show how awesome they are..... that has to be multi tasking.

 

[Bing]

i read the forum on my phone whilst on the loo does that count as multitasking?

also when driving I judge people and often vocalise and/or give them signals... that has to be multi tasking.

Both qualify

As does listening to what a woman is saying, trying to formulate a response that has to change as the words are heard and the direction of thought becomes less opaque, at the same time as trying to remember the exact phrasing you used in a slightly similar discussion 6 months ago whilst pissed. So communicating with women itself counts as multi-tasking

 

[sars]

We have two brains - bigbrain and weebrain... We may not be a let to multi-task, but we are excellent at prioritisation and emotional clarity. Women probably have two as well, but they are all messed up in the same body cavity, and that has broken them. Just IMO of course

Is bigbrain the one between your legs

.....on a serious note, is everything alright with Mrs Bing

 

[sars]

i read the forum on my phone whilst on the loo does that count as multitasking?

also when driving I judge people and often vocalise and/or give them signals to show how awesome they are..... that has to be multi tasking.

No not all, because you probably can't read whilst pulling the face :lol:

 

[pvr]

Urgh sars, how do you know …

 

[mr wilks]

all us white vanners who have already had the sense & courtesy

There's nothing right with that quote in my experience

Every white van I've ever known cuts lanes like they own the road, sits inches from your bumper and generally bully their way through traffic presumably because they drive higher up than their usually daily ride
In short they generally drive like cnuts, that's my rant Maybe it's a southern thing

Stereotyping ,blinkered & bigoted b0ll0x ! typical southerner

 

[domsz4]

i read the forum on my phone whilst on the loo does that count as multitasking?

also when driving I judge people and often vocalise and/or give them signals to show how awesome they are..... that has to be multi tasking.

No not all, because you probably can't read whilst pulling the face :lol:

strangely its the same face for all 3 situations....

 

[Carol M]

Bloody people who decide to change lanes right in front of you and cut you up. :x
And bats.
Burn them with fire.

 

[Taz]

Women's brains. Fcuked up. That is all.

Hey at least we can use more of our brain than blokes, ergo multi-tasking, and no, looking at pictures in a magazine whilst sitting on the loo isn't multi-tasking

this sums it up

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[sars]

What's wrong with bats, they're cute

I hate rudeness, peeps who don't say thank you or acknowledge courteousness

 

[bluestreak56]

Well this thread has certainly kicked off well!

 

[domsz4]

What's wrong with bats, they're cute

I hate rudeness, peeps who don't say thank you or acknowledge courteousness

and versatile, good for a good forwards defensive stroke and poking the cat off the wardrobe