The official let off steam thread

[jimbo1958]

So, Jasey, Are you the Official Forum Agony Aunt then ?
Can we write to you and off-load all of our problems and expect truly wise words by prompt return ?

Thought that was Carol and Angie :lol:

You mean The Loose Women.

 

[paulgs1000]

So, Jasey, Are you the Official Forum Agony Aunt then ?
Can we write to you and off-load all of our problems and expect truly wise words by prompt return ?

Thought that was Carol and Angie :lol:

You mean The Loose Women.

You can say that, I couldn't possibly comment :lol:

 

[Carol M]

So, Jasey, Are you the Official Forum Agony Aunt then ?
Can we write to you and off-load all of our problems and expect truly wise words by prompt return ?

Thought that was Carol and Angie :lol:

You mean The Loose Women.

How very dare you.

 

[TitanTim]

I love everyone even Carol

Tim.

 

[PerryGunn]

oh sweet jesus on cracker where can i start...... there should be a word limit!

You got to be able to string them together first though :evil:

His spelling is correct though....

PVR didn't actually misspell anything

He just took a selection of (correctly spelt) words and assembled them in a pseudo-random order :wink:

 

[Jasey]

So, Jasey, Are you the Official Forum Agony Aunt then ?
Can we write to you and off-load all of our problems and expect truly wise words by prompt return ?

Yes. I offer no guarantees that everyone will find my words wise.

Carol will only be required if things get out of order one someone needs "sorting"

 

[Jasey]

Ok, went to B&Q tonight, walked through the main doors..............................Oh for fooks sake, Christmas decorations for sale already. It gets earlier each year! By the time Christmas comes I've lost all my spirit as it is coming out of both ears. At this rate Easter eggs will be on the shelves by the end of next week!!! Baa Humbug!

Amazon has everything you need and this will free up more time to enjoy your 35iS.

Avoid the shops until the last week before Christmas.

This is how men have got through Christmas for years

 

[Yorkie Z]

My turn. £7500 on a fucking turbo for a bloody 2 litre.
Just glad an average Z driver isn't silly enough to do such a thing

 

[Jasey]

My turn. £7500 on a f***ing turbo for a bloody 2 litre.
Just glad an average Z driver isn't silly enough to do such a thing

Hmmm - A tough one.

In the automotive world there is ALWAYS someone who has made a bigger mistake than you



After covering it with kilograms of gold, silver and jewelry, the price of the world’s cheapest car went from $3,000 to $4.6 million.

 

[sars]

Dear Auntie Jasey....

Is an automated manual transmission an oxymoron?

.....sorry I'll grab my coat

 

[Jasey]

Dear Auntie Jasey....

Is an automated manual transmission an oxymoron?

.....sorry I'll grab my coat

Most definitely possibly - Depends on the length of your anorak

 

[Carol M]

So, Jasey, Are you the Official Forum Agony Aunt then ?
Can we write to you and off-load all of our problems and expect truly wise words by prompt return ?

Yes. I offer no guarantees that everyone will find my words wise.

Carol will only be required if things get out of order one someone needs "sorting"

Damn right. :lol:

I love everyone even Carol
Tim.

That's because I was right all along.

 

[domsz4]

My turn. £7500 on a f***ing turbo for a bloody 2 litre.
Just glad an average Z driver isn't silly enough to do such a thing

each to their own and all...... probably best you dont think about how much JE has actually spent on that car with all the wheels/oversize brakes/bumpers/exhausts/seats/trim etc you might have a melt down.

in the case you do please record accurately here.......... :evil:

 

[john-e89]

PVR didn't actually misspell anything

He just took a selection of (correctly spelt) words and assembled them in a pseudo-random order :wink:

In Dutch then....

 

[Disca]

So this thread is basically to throw insults at people that you would have otherwise kept to yourself ?

At least that is how I read it.

 

[Jasey]

So this thread is basically to throw insults at people that you would have otherwise kept to yourself ?

At least that is how I read it.

An idiot could read it like that :evil:

Think of it more as a black hole into which you can post your anger and in return you will get a warm response.

Sometimes

 

[Jasey]

I have updated the first post to ensure any ASWs are aware of what could happen if Carol decides she's had enough

 

[sars]

I love everyone even Carol
Tim.

That's because I was right all along.

:!: Quieta non movere

:lol:

 

[Carol M]

Spoilsport Sars!

 

[markeg]

I have updated the first post to ensure any ASWs are aware of what could happen if Carol decides she's had enough

ASW = AssWipeS?? :wink: