The most beautiful girl in the world :)

[Ste]

Good to my thread still goin strong at 23 pages :? But sorry to report that this story didnt have a happy ending infact she broke my heart, im gutted as i did love her glad to see most of you happy from your pics, i envy that soooo much! None of you know me i realise that but i still wanted to open up to you all

Chin up skip, Essex birds are meant to be slags aren't they? Next time I fancy a long hoon you can put me up for the night and we'll go out on the town. Woots can come to.

I've only ever known one Essex girl

She offered me a threesome with her hot mate

She was undoubtedly the hottest girl I've ever known :|

Why didn't I just drive there

She's since become a model and had her tits done, sent me a pic too

They were the first to get deleted when I got married

Haha, by deleted do you mean took off your phone but somewhere in the third draw down you've got a scrap of paper with her number on?

When I lived in Tenerife essex birds were always great catches when looking for tourists to "chat to". A close second only to Irish birds would you believe. Love the irish!

 

[Ste]

Martyn's, can Ste live in your village coz your gonna need an idiot!? (Sorry Ste)

Haha

I'd love to, gay people are usually absolutely brilliant, due to what they've usually been through to realise they tend to have such an amazing outlook on life. Canal Street is a proper night out too, last time I was out there I was offered cocaine, a prostitute and a place to stay by the same guy, now that's what you call a business entrepreneur, covering all angles.

 

[LeeZ4MR]

Woots u are THE man :bow: quality

Absolutely what with Woots & Ste we definitely have two legends :wink: I wished I had enough petrol money to drive to Essex to join in the fun in my M3...hopefully one of them will give me a lift down there.

 

[bladeowner]

Haha. All welcome in the village. It's been a bit dull recently as I've been recovering from a heart procedure. All fine thankfully. I feel like I'm 16/17 again though as I'm allowed to drive as of tomorrow again! I'm half tempted just to go out at midnight in the zed. I've missed it!

Good to hear you're OK. Enjoy tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny.

 

[LeeZ4MR]

Thanks for ur words of wisdom and not so much in some cases lol as Bing said keep my thread alive until i find the one, do that for me please.

We will JE we are all thinking positive for you & wish you the best of luck going forward.

 

[Stuart Truman]

At least JE can now post a pic of the girl that started this lengthy thread off....

 

[Ste]

At least JE can now post a pic of the girl that started this lengthy thread off....

Good shout sir!

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[LeeZ4MR]

At least JE can now post a pic of the girl that started this lengthy thread off....

Good shout sir!

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+1

 

[Finisterre]

better post a picture of your ellipsoids then.

 

[RJS-Z4]

Sorry to hear JE, more money for the car now though

 

[Machine monkey]

Chin up Jonny seriously if you fancy a night out in the Shire. Got 2 spare rooms.

Plenty more fish on the beach and all that. I think we have all be through similar. Boy, girl, gay, straight. Its the same problem that we can all relate to.

There is somone out there just waiting to meet you my friend.

 

[Rye]

Seen as though everybody else is in on this....heres a few of me and my girlfriend of 4 and a half years

 

[Ste]

Forgetting that the first one looks like an outtake of a one direction video, nice pictures rye, lovely looking lass.

 

[markeg]

Love that first shot, Rye. Very "from here to eternity"


Tapatalking...

 

[Rye]

Forgetting that the first one looks like an outtake of a one direction video, nice pictures rye, lovely looking lass.

Thanks Ste, shes my rock...she does understand though that its a very close line between her and the car haha! You arent the first person to call me One Direction either lol i guess its the hair haha? I dunno :?

Love that first shot, Rye. Very "from here to eternity"


Tapatalking...

Cheers Mark. it was a shot from when we were in Mexico, amazing place!

 

[Ste]

Is that you playing the guitar? Your mrs must be the one taking the picture?

8)

 

[andicole0]

I know this isnt forum normality but ive met this girl and im sooooooo crazy about her :wub: its very early days but i thought i would share that rather talking about my Zed ALL the time.

******now shes broke my heart but pls continue posting on my thread******

Talk about a whirlwind, sorry to hear that mate, reminds me of my yoof! Do we not even get to see a pic or have I missed that?

Andi.

 

[Rye]

Is that you playing the guitar? Your mrs must be the one taking the picture?

8)

Hahaha!! i have no witty comeback to that one like and just to add fuel to the fire i actually do play the guitar too haha, damn it OK i can see the resemblance a bit now lol

 

[twist944]

Sorry to hear it didn't go to plan! Plenty more fish in Essex though I imagine... and to think - YOU LET HER DRIVE YOUR CAR; Next time wait at least five years.

Go on then, ill jump on this as well....

This is Jenny, we have been together for about a year and a half now - Wont be posting any ex pictures though (they have been deleted like woots :wink: )

and a little collection:

Very lucky man!

 

[Bing]

Okay, Jenny rocks