The most beautiful girl in the world :)

Yeah sorry my post earlier seems to have turned us all soft.

Sorry JE I know a few lovely girls free and single if you fancy a trip to the shire?
 
She sounds fickle JE. Probably stupidly high maintenance too. You're best without, and the right girl will turn up when you least expect it.
 
Well, it looks from the posts I might be able to say I'm the only gay in this village... My ex partner and I. (I'm the one in the suit)

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Big thread this one eh!

Jonny - You have to go through a few heart breaks to make yourself a better catch imo. Makes you realise what you've got and how to treat the other person.

I'm not sure what my missus would think about me putting up a pic of her :? I'll stick up on of her DJ promo shots, she wont mind that, i hope :D

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Bummer.....always an option! :oops:

What are the odds of me posting that comment at the same time :o
Was only joking :cry:
 
Jonny essex said:
Good to my thread still goin strong at 23 pages :? But sorry to report that this story didnt have a happy ending infact she broke my heart, im gutted as i did love her :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :( :( glad to see most of you happy from your pics, i envy that soooo much! None of you know me i realise that but i still wanted to open up to you all :)
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Chin up skip, Essex birds are meant to be slags aren't they? Next time I fancy a long hoon you can put me up for the night and we'll go out on the town. Woots can come to.
 
Never mind Jonny, more fish, sea, someone for everyone blah blah - as inkey$ said, she'd have bled you dry anyway probably.

We will keep this thread alive until you find The One and post a pic :wink:

@Martyn - nice one :thumbsup:
 
martynports said:
Well, it looks from the posts I might be able to say I'm the only gay in this village... My ex partner and I. (I'm the one in the suit)

a3ahypu4.jpg
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You both have exactly the same smile!
Nice pic (don't think you are the only one in the village tho)
 
martynports said:
Well, it looks from the posts I might be able to say I'm the only gay in this village... My ex partner and I. (I'm the one in the suit)

a3ahypu4.jpg
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He looks very much like you. Is it a very small village? :)
 
Ste said:
Jonny essex said:
Good to my thread still goin strong at 23 pages :? But sorry to report that this story didnt have a happy ending infact she broke my heart, im gutted as i did love her :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :( :( glad to see most of you happy from your pics, i envy that soooo much! None of you know me i realise that but i still wanted to open up to you all :)
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Chin up skip, Essex birds are meant to be slags aren't they? Next time I fancy a long hoon you can put me up for the night and we'll go out on the town. Woots can come to.
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I've only ever known one Essex girl

She offered me a threesome with her hot mate

She was undoubtedly the hottest girl I've ever known :|

Why didn't I just drive there :headbang: :headbang:

She's since become a model and had her tits done, sent me a pic too

They were the first to get deleted when I got married :cry:
 
Haha. All welcome in the village. It's been a bit dull recently as I've been recovering from a heart procedure. All fine thankfully. I feel like I'm 16/17 again though as I'm allowed to drive as of tomorrow again! I'm half tempted just to go out at midnight in the zed. I've missed it!
 
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