Tell us something unusual about yourself

Bloody hell I am boring!!!

Worked on and in the worlds largest experiment.
I used to get chatted up by blokes more than girls.
My eye brow is pierced
Got a few tats
If I think of any thing else I will edit later.

Wish I had the body to be a stripper but these bloody monkey arms are always holding me back!!
 
Hmm...

1: Ive been a competing gymnast (finished at 16 and became a coach! Knocked that on the head and became a body builder for 3 years... Then kids came along so knocked that on the head too :( may start again at end of year though :thumbsup: )
Machine monkey said:
I used to get chatted up by blokes more than girls
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I had that whilst I was training! My wife found it very funny!

2: I was a Mormon missionary in Switzerland for 2 years

3: I have a paragliding licence

4: I am the eldest of 6 kids

5: I love a good shave!
 
I used to DJ (dance music) in various nightclubs - have met Judge Jules, Tidy Boys, Paul Glazby and a few other DJs :)

My proudest achievement - won a chess trophy when I was 8 :lol:
 
Adamski said:
I used to DJ (dance music) in various nightclubs - have met Judge Jules, Tidy Boys, Paul Glazby and a few other DJs :)

My proudest achievement - won a chess trophy when I was 8 :lol:
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Very cool. Chicks dig chess :D
 
Sketchley said:
I design biscuits. the jammy dodger is one of mine....
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:) Now we are scaling the heights , don't suppose you were involved with "Wagon Wheels " ?
that would be epic :P
 
1/ My dad played rugby for England ( very long time ago)
2/ Whilst playing for my local rugby club, I spectaculary dumped on his arse ( several times), a massive muscle bound giant who went on to be Brittain's strongest man - oops!! Everyone else got out of his way every time he got the ball.I still have the bruises.
3/Funniest thing I've ever done was go to a fancy dress party held at a naturist park,by 10.30 pm everyone ( except us) had stripped off and were bopping on the dance floor in the buff.I haven't laughed so much in years.
4/When I used to compete in enduro's, I had a thing about "doing the ton" off road.Some courses had long straights where big speeds were possible, albeit on gravel/shale. I sold my 250 and bought a 600cc Yamaha and did the ton on each consecutive lap 3 times. Afterwards I thought about what I'd done and the potential consequences of an "off" and decided it was a bit of a dickwad thing to do and never did it again.
-5/Was chauffeured around Donnington by a very tiddly Roger Clark on a Goodyear tyre demo day ( I used to be a sales rep for them) back in 1983. Him and the other rally drivers , Russell Brookes, Pentii Arikala, and others were given wine for lunch and they drank it all. We had orange juice.He giggled through each 3 lap "ride"complaining the car needed "another 100 brake". The GP drivers were very well behaved in comparison ( Stirling Moss, Jackie Stewart,Alain Prost ) .
-6/James Hunt was sent home on the same day for turning up in Jeans, T shirt and flip flops.
 
Once ate 22 wheatabix for breakfast the day before flying back from afghan, was on the shitter for the majority of the flight home
 
Jonny essex said:
1. Used to be a stripper
2. Been on Towie
3. Have 4 stars and one of the most popular threads on here bearing in mind i only joined Jan 2013
4. My Zed was brought BRAND new :P
5. Have kissed Jodie Marsh
6. Dated 7 girls at once
7. Had a queue of girls wanting to dance with me once
8. Seen a ghost in a Bali hotel room
9. Nearly died in a car crash
10. Loved and lost tooooo many times in life
Hope u dont judge too much :D
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Erm.... that's just bad judgement not unusual !
 
Woots said:
Once ate 22 wheatabix for breakfast the day before flying back from afghan, was on the shitter for the majority of the flight home
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That's hilarious!

Dont think anything interesting or unusual about me!
 
Carol M said:
Bing said:
My left nipple is pierced
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:worthless:

You know the rules J :D
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I am NOT getting my moobs out for the forum :P

Thought of a few others though...

Went to the same school as Ewan McGregor, at the same time he was there (though he was a couple of years above me). His Dad taught me to play rugby.
Once got very, very pi$$ed on Richard Branson's second Carribean island
I can get 24 marshmallows in my mouth without chewing, and then eat them, without being sick

Nothing beats being the designer of the Jammy Dodger though - in awe of Sketchley :bow:
 
Sketchley said:
I design biscuits. the jammy dodger is one of mine....
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I love that!!! Who designed the custard cream initially? Does anyone own the copyright to the design as loads of people make it?


I can move all facial features independantly... I can wiggle my eyebrows at a furious rate... That's about as usual as I get...

You lot all sound so much more interesting!!

Oh I used to be able to partially inflate a balloon by my ear and I can 'vibrate' my eyes...
 
I used to live in Tenerife.

I've worked abroad in Kenya on football outreach missions coaching.

I have Ricky Hattons phone number on my phone.

I can put a fruit pastelle in my mouth and keep it there without chewing.

I could have gone to Oxford University but chose to go and spend the year getting pissed and shagging tourists in Tenerife instead.

I have a 12inch cock.

I often lie about the size of my cock.

One for Jonny Essex:
I've completed both a hattrick and the British Isles challenge whilst in Tenerife.

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