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Strange virus side-effects

enuff_zed

Lifer
Attleborough, Norfolk
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
 
enuff_zed said:
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day :poke:
 
mmm-five said:
enuff_zed said:
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day :poke:

:rofl:

But I think you have to call them 'First Nations' now???
 
enuff_zed said:
mmm-five said:
enuff_zed said:
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
Has driving been banned? I'm still mowing down anything I can eat.

Had an 'Indian' the other day :poke:

:rofl:

But I think you have to call them 'First Nations' now???
What if they are American.
 
I think we will see a human population explosion as people will be breeding like rabbits with nothing to do. Watch the December to January birth rate... Invest your savings in diaper and baby food companies now.
 
scootr said:
I think we will see a human population explosion as people will be breeding like rabbits with nothing to do. Watch the December to January birth rate... Invest your savings in diaper and baby food companies now.

Well I will definitely be one of the investors, not one of the breeders!

Though a bit of practicing can't hurt :?
 
scootr said:
I think we will see a human population explosion as people will be breeding like rabbits with nothing to do. Watch the December to January birth rate... Invest your savings in diaper and baby food companies now.

Chantelle-Crystal and Kev are pleased to announce the arrival of Ko-rona-Cov-Id. A sister for Kylie-Marie, Nike-Kardashi-Ann and Champagne-Gucci.
 
I can see people have far too much time on their hands :poke:

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine :cry:

Tim.
 
I've worked from home for 11 years. No problem there but, business is on the decline so I've more free time to do the things I've joyfully put off doing for years! :headbang:
 
TitanTim said:
I can see people have far too much time on their hands :poke:

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine :cry:

Tim.

:rofl: Yep - i can't get away from the boss anywhere!
 
Darkangelv2 said:
TitanTim said:
I can see people have far too much time on their hands :poke:

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine :cry:

Tim.

:rofl: Yep - i can't get away from the boss anywhere!

Problem is it's worse at home as I think all bosses think you're in the garden with a beer so your in the grip of micro managing :thumbsdown:

Tim.
 
I rang my boss and said I'd spilt prosecco on the laptop, then dropped it in the hot tub, so I wouldn't be able to work for a while :rofl:
 
TitanTim said:
Darkangelv2 said:
TitanTim said:
I can see people have far too much time on their hands :poke:

Working from home is not fun when you have Skype for Business, Teams Apps whoever invented these needs something inserting where the sun don't shine :cry:

Tim.

:rofl: Yep - i can't get away from the boss anywhere!

Problem is it's worse at home as I think all bosses think you're in the garden with a beer so your in the grip of micro managing :thumbsdown:

Tim.

Yeah, i've noticed my hours have blurred all over the show now!
 
enuff_zed said:
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
I was wondering along the same lines,my thoughts were around a lot less pigeons in built up areas,due to lack of junk food left on the streets and less bin waste in these areas
 
sw4nny said:
enuff_zed said:
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
I was wondering along the same lines,my thoughts were around a lot less pigeons in built up areas,due to lack of junk food left on the streets and less bin waste in these areas

Nah, all the panic buying food has now been thrown in the bins so they are overflowing with all that stuff now.
 
pvr said:
sw4nny said:
enuff_zed said:
Every now and then an odd thought crosses my mind (a perilous journey)

I wonder if we'll see a rise in the population of pheasants, badgers, deer, rabbits etc, now that no-one is out there mowing them down every day?

And will there be a corresponding decrease in the numbers of crows etc that seem to rely on this road-kill as their staple diet.
I was wondering along the same lines,my thoughts were around a lot less pigeons in built up areas,due to lack of junk food left on the streets and less bin waste in these areas

Nah, all the panic buying food has now been thrown in the bins so they are overflowing with all that stuff now.


I saw those pics what a waste of food and what a bunch of muppets for buying it all :thumbsdown: must admit i did do a couple of beer runs before lock down and they will only end up in the bin when empty :D
 
Another side-effect will be my soon to have Corona style haircut by Mrs PVR.

She has been watching youtube and ordered the equipment in.

My self-isolation might last a little longer than for others to, uh, get back to a presentable state :lol:
 
pvr said:
Another side-effect will be my soon to have Corona style haircut by Mrs PVR.

She has been watching youtube and ordered the equipment in.

My self-isolation might last a little longer than for others to, uh, get back to a presentable state :lol:

Is it just me picturing the start of ‘Full Metal Jacket’ here...... :tumbleweed:
 
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