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bigdog said:
You should see the near carnage that happens every day here in Germany from that one. The muppet lorry drivers from the eastern block countries will put the turn indicators on AS they are changing lanes. Instead of before changing lanes. And doing so after having NOT looked in the mirror to see if it's clear or not. All because they just can't stand doing 99KPH behind another lorry when the lorry limit is 100KPH. They will do this on the unrestricted autobahns. I have done some major brake checks while doing over 100MPH because of these arseloch's.
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I got the phrase from my best mate who is German. That lane changing behaviour is not limited to eastern block drivers :(
 
I am sick of the weather, the roadworks on the M25 and extremely late nights / early mornings negotiating and re-drafting contracts. Roll on April I say...
 
bigdog said:
You should see the near carnage that happens every day here in Germany from that one. The muppet lorry drivers from the eastern block countries will put the turn indicators on AS they are changing lanes. Instead of before changing lanes. And doing so after having NOT looked in the mirror to see if it's clear or not. All because they just can't stand doing 99KPH behind another lorry when the lorry limit is 100KPH. They will do this on the unrestricted autobahns. I have done some major brake checks while doing over 100MPH because of these arseloch's.
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I hate the autobahn on a friday!!!

On the three lane bits its a gamble - do you sit in the middle and be sensible waiting for arselochs to pull out - or sit in the outside at 100mph with a Porsche a fag paper away from your trumpet?
 
People who insist on finishing every sentence with a higher pitch than the rest of the sentence. It makes every sentence sound like a question and it is usually done by Southerners trying to sound posh.

Oh and as Darren knows I'm not very good at ranting. :oops:
 
NeilP said:
Maintain eye contact with the traffic light racers and laugh as they boot it
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An A4 pulled up beside me yesterday and screamed off on green. I sat in behind him and did a full on applause hand clap and thumbs up (yes I took both hands off the wheel before anyone b0llocks me)
 
Carol M said:
An A4 pulled up beside me yesterday and screamed off on green. I sat in behind him and did a full on applause hand clap and thumbs up (yes I took both hands off the wheel before anyone b0llocks me)
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My word Carol you are having an angry time of it! :lol:
 
Carol M said:
I am sick to death of stupid idiots trying to race me at traffic lights.

I am also sick of pot holes, in particular ones that take chunks out my wheel. :headbang:
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Pot holes in Cheltenham are seriously annoying at the moment, there are two roads I currently avoid because they have a large area of potholes you simply can't get around and dare not go over. Both crossroad junctions on major roads (one being the London road near the town centre :headbang: )

Had a boy racer next to me at lights on Sunday for the first time in ages, I didn't notice them but afterwards my girlfriend said they were eyeing us up at the lights but she didn't wanna tell me lol. I only realised they were trying to keep up when I hit about 30 as I noticed the noise of a car sounding like it was falling apart - and then put my foot down, my girlfriend enjoyed it more than I did tbh.
 
Swiftly said:
Always best to get it out of your system!
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Or at least get outta her way !

Don't mess with "Carol Cool"...
Girl Racer ? ppppffffsssttt !

Cheers Carol ..
Nothing to prove..

Bumpy
 
ronk said:
bigdog said:
You should see the near carnage that happens every day here in Germany from that one. The muppet lorry drivers from the eastern block countries will put the turn indicators on AS they are changing lanes. Instead of before changing lanes. And doing so after having NOT looked in the mirror to see if it's clear or not. All because they just can't stand doing 99KPH behind another lorry when the lorry limit is 100KPH. They will do this on the unrestricted autobahns. I have done some major brake checks while doing over 100MPH because of these arseloch's.
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I hate the autobahn on a friday!!!

On the three lane bits its a gamble - do you sit in the middle and be sensible waiting for arselochs to pull out - or sit in the outside at 100mph with a Porsche a fag paper away from your trumpet?
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You only got one thing wrong. It's the Audi's that are on one's tail. In the 2.5 years I've lived in Germany. I've not seen a Porsche driver act badly. What's strange is that the worst of the worst all drive a touring (estate) car from one of the big three. BMW, Audi, Or MB. It's like they try to piss people off because they got stuck with kids and had to ditch the roadster or 2 door coupe.
 
On the flip side of the traffic light grand prix - I have to say I enjoy those greasy damp days in my wifes A4 Quattro - Just to whiz off drama and wheelspin free while the fast boys can only dream of traction!

Same sort of BHP as a 3.0l (230) and it doesn't look like it should be be quick so it can shock.
 
Well I like quick Audi's :rofl:

Some very ordinary looking one are just as quick if not quicker than some of our smaller engined zeds.
 
sick of February - roll on march
sick of politicians selling "its gonna get worse" like they have just caught honesty - come to think of it - sick of politicians and their recession
sick of supermarkets telling me about the about the special offer that isn't
sick of lack of accountability and "just call me Dave" saying "when we catch these people feeding us horses - they are gonna get it"completely forgetting that its his job to make sure the horses "and god knows what else" doesnt end up in our food (if we cant find the horses -what chance have we of finding the littler things ?)
Sick of my local council re tarmacking the same road 5 times in 10 years and leaving the rest to resemble bomb sites

Thank god for skiing and buying new parrott technology otherwise February would be completely unbearable

rant over - thought id have my turn
 
Jonny essex said:
Thoses pricks that wash cars in the carparks who think they can wash my Zed which cost me ££££££'s with a f***ing dirty old SPONGE full of grit from shitty old bangers they have just "washed" with a bit of Asda smart price washing up liquid squirted into some luke warm water......mugs :x
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Lol every time they ask me I have to restrain myself from a rant. I CAN'T BELIEVE that people who have brand new cars get them washed there....makes me cringe!
 
Jonny essex said:
Thoses pricks that wash cars in the carparks
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Or more precisely, the car park owners who allow them to take up huge numbers of the prime spaces (after disabled and family/child spots). I know it's a sensible business decision because they can charge a fortune to the washing company, but still, winds me right up :x
 
Bing said:
Jonny essex said:
Thoses pricks that wash cars in the carparks
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Or more precisely, the car park owners who allow them to take up huge numbers of the prime spaces (after disabled and family/child spots). I know it's a sensible business decision because they can charge a fortune to the washing company, but still, winds me right up :x
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it's the money launderer's favourite these days, you'd be surprised how much of a fortune businesses can charge a bunch of blokes to look like they're washing cars.
 
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